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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Strictly speaking, that question is invalid, as a rock has no genetic material. It's like saying "You're more similar in color to sand than to mathematics."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In most fossils all living matter is replaced by stone, including DNA.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Fossils: 🗿

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

The Rock absolutely has genetic material 😤

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ice is a mineral. So molten ice, i.e. water, is lava. Humans are mostly made of water, much more than they are made of DNA. So you are more molten rock than you are genetic material. And people are some sort of water golem.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Some people say a man is made out of mud 🎶

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

did you know that you can only kiss your reflection yourself on the lips?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Whoah! I never thought about that! So cool and insightful!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Depends on the rock. My teeth are rocks, and I’m highly related to them.