I know this is screaming into the void on a 4chan community, but if you're smashing electronics in fits of rage you should probably go to therapy.
this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2024
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...unless it's an N64 controller, and you just got blueshell'd in Mario Kart/Oddjob'd in GoldenEye, in which case that's perfectly normal behavior
unless it's an N64 controller
is sufficient (I always hated that thing and still don't know how to hold it -- I didn't have an N64 and only played it a few times).
Holding it is very easy. This is how you do it:
The answer is that you needed a different controller layout for different games so you would grab the handles that were needed essentially allowing for about 4 different options.
The problem was definitely when everyone started realizing if you had the buttons they wanted to program them to do something and you had to get weird with reaching between.
Xbox controller is also fine, as long as you intend on ordering a new one only to get a bong in the mail
Fair.
If you’re still losing to blue shell in Mario kart after all this time please delete the game and stop wasting your time
Oddjob’d in GoldenEye
The deep knowledge
Nah therapy is bad. Instead, start drinking and buy a gun. It makes life a lot more fun.
some of them have it coming
Anon needs anger management therapy, ignores warning signs.
Maybe don't be a little baby who breaks things in a fit of rage. Next time you feel like taking your anger out on physical object, simply don't. Breaking something, feeling bad about it, and learning from the experience is an important part of growing up.
Yeah. Insults. That's how angry people learn.
Some people are not taught, by their parents, how to handle anger or frustration. I don’t think we should be calling them out for this, as people don’t learn that way.
Now I feel bad for a phone
I'm gonna guess emotionally stunted development, but that's just a guess from someone who has spent a lifetime recovering from the same. I haven't fucked myself over by doing shit like breaking my own property in years. Therapy helps.
anon doesn't know how to fix a phone
Some of you feel sorry for the creamer, that is because you are crazy. Tacky items are easily replaced by better ones, from Ikea.
This reads like a bad AI wrote it.
It's from an old commercial, pre-AI
Jesus dude that reference is getting downright esoteric lol I don't think I've ever seen a television ad for Ikea before lol
Here it is for anyone who was as confused as I was
It's the only Ikea ad I can ever remember seeing