[-] [email protected] 79 points 3 weeks ago

Divorce is sin, side chicks are fine. Got it.

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14755626

Guys, think this is legit?

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How many herons can you see?

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A very cool moment. I don't know much about hummingbirds, but my best guess is Anna's? Near Vancouver, BC.

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/18461360

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[-] [email protected] 68 points 4 months ago

I (cis male) used to have tea parties with my dog all the time. Had a little set specifically for it. Stop forcing fun childhood activities into rigid gender groups.

[-] [email protected] 70 points 5 months ago

Pre-boil all their pasta and put in back in the box to make dinner easier for them next time

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I've been dailying the same Mint install since I gave up on Windows a few years ago. When I was choosing a distro, a lot of people were saying that I should start with Mint and "move on to something else" once I got comfortable with the OS.

I'm comfortable now, but I don't really see any reason to move on. What would the benefits be of jumping to something else? Mint has great documentation and an active community that has answers to any questions I've ever had, and I'm reluctant to ditch that. On the other hand, when I scroll through forums, Distro Hopping seems to be such a big part of the "Linux experience."

What am I missing?

[-] [email protected] 105 points 5 months ago

I'm in a Magic: The Gathering card."

10/10

[-] [email protected] 69 points 6 months ago

Competing early humans (neanderthals, etc.) would be my guess. I've also heard it makes us not want to go near corpses.

[-] [email protected] 66 points 6 months ago

We're big enough that troll farms think we're relevant! We did it, Lemmy!

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Also answers to Beaner, Wiener, Fart Dealer, Garbage Eater, Garbage Girl, Meatloaf, Black Forest Ham and, occasionally, Boner.

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Every day when I get home from work, I get down on the floor to greet our bulldog, and she sneezes directly into my face. I want to be clear that this is not the typical playful half-sneezes that some dogs do, although she does do that with other people. This is an intense, wet, genuine sneeze.

I have tried ignoring her when I get home, thinking that maybe she just needs to calm down a bit, but she will follow me around the house and start whining if I don't acknowledge her. It makes me too sad. I have to give in.

I have a pretty dirty job so I usually hop right in the shower when I get home anyway. A bit of canine spittle really isn't that big of a deal, in the grand scheme of things. I'm really just curious about whats going on. Is she allergic to me?

Thanks

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[-] [email protected] 64 points 8 months ago

Jailbroke iPhones for $20 a pop in highschool. Blew it all on fireworks.

Flipped broken consoles before the market got too saturated to profit. Blew it all on video games.

Currently breeding fish. Blowing it all on more fish.

I'm bad at saving money.

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I don't want to get into a whole argument about him here, so I'll just say that I'm having a harder time separating the art from the artist and am taking it as an opportunity to expand my horizons.

I love that his music feels larger than life. Genuinely interesting beats with way more creativity than 90% of the other stuff I hear. The big echoing choir vocals get me every single time. Honestly, I miss listening to him more as a producer than a rapper.

Who else can I check out that might scratch that itch?

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[-] [email protected] 53 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Always seemed weird to me how people get into hiking (or cycling or whatever) to push themselves and exercise, and then spend thousands on gear to make it as easy as possible.

Edit: I think I offended some hikers.

[-] [email protected] 73 points 8 months ago

Thanks.

Trust me, we've all mentioned it to him. He's convinced nobody likes him because he's a conservative.

[-] [email protected] 68 points 8 months ago

You do you, but I hope you realize that dying from smoking is usually less "sudden massive heart attack at 60" and more "drawn out emphysema until the sweet release of death at 60."

Also, smokers mostly all smell no matter how they try to hide it.

[-] [email protected] 78 points 8 months ago

worked so hard

Ah, landlords. They truly labour harder than anyone else.

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