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[–] [email protected] 195 points 1 year ago

Taunting the general public. Always a winning move.

[–] [email protected] 122 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It's like when someone tells me something is unbreakable. It becomes my mission to come up with a way of breaking it.

[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's like the Titanic, it was doomed the moment someone called it unsinkable. No self-respecting universe would let that slide.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fun fact: The "unsinkable" actually came from its sister Olympic, after it came out relatively unscathed from a collision with the Hawke (Wikipedia link)

damage to Olympic and Hawke - Olympic has a hole in the side of its hull, Hawke's bow has been completely mangled and now looks pug-nosed

Fun fact: Between the 3 ships of the class, Olympic was the only that survived to retirement. Britannic was sunk by a mine in WWI after less than a year in service.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well, and they ran out of the good bolts halfway through building the titanic and they had to use cheaper ones. And the captain thought it was fine to just barrel full steam ahead in a the foggy and icy north Atlantic.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hi, I'm the president of life lock and you can't hack my identi... Hold on, wait! Let me finish this commercial first!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Quality old school reference.

Omg I tried to google that to see how old it was and there are so many NEW lifelock data breaches! I can’t even find that original shitshow.

I legit feel really bad for all the people who got scammed by major companies “anti-“ programs.. They don’t know better and our laws should be so much more robust.

https://techcrunch.com/2023/01/15/norton-lifelock-password-manager-data/

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[–] transientpunk 99 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's some chaotic good shit

[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I remember someone got into such a billboard and replaced the ad with IKEA-style instructions on how to replace the ads in those billboards.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Ooh I've also seen that, it was surprisingly interesting to watch

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Really ? got a link ? I wonder if the instructions work in any country (I assume the billboards are built differently)

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Now someone needs to make AR glasses with the sole purpose to detect and blur out ads

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Then, invariably, they put out a update that just puts in their own ads

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Adblock+/brave browser glasses

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Fuck chrome, Firefox with ublock origin

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is called "being blind".

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Those Braille reader screens will start injecting ads.

And these dumb fuck advertisers will advertise something like car insurance on there.

I always get these spam letters in the mail about how I am preapproved for car insurance. Like I don’t even have a drivers license, so their approval process is clearly not very thorough.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

More likely that technology will be used to overlay targeted ads

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Yeah, but then somebody is going to crack them and make an adblock for real life.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

"Peril-Sensitive sunglasses"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

anti-google glass

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Haha now if only they could do it in Times Square. That place is a giant eyesore.

I used to feel bad about using an ad blocker on the internet, but not anymore. I utilize PiHole and uBO for ad blocking now because the internet has literally become unusable without it. I never minded seeing ads, but they have gotten so brazen about it now with the most obnoxious ads possible. When the ads start negatively affecting the usability of the Internet there's a serious problem. So they can either use respectful ad placement and get some revenue from me, or they can have them blocked and get zero revenue. It's their choice.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That's why I like that my adblocker has an option to let respectful ads through.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Wasn't there once a Spotify ad for their own premium service where all they did was play annoying dissonant sounds and then was like "you wouldn't have had to hear that if you had premium."

I wouldn't have had to hear that if I didn't use your fucking app and torrented all my music, how bout that?

(I never got an ad like this back when I still used Spotify so I can't confirm if this is real or not. Anyone else know what I'm talking about and can confirm if this was ever a thing?)

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago

You block origin

[–] pthaloblue 42 points 1 year ago

Technically they didn't block it enough, you can still read the company name. Advertisers will love it even more because it will circulate social media. I hate this game.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

UCardboard Origin

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Challenge accepted. :)

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh my god that's Melbourne! I know that bus stop!!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The police are on their way

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

physical ad-blocker

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Crazy how we could just pass a law outlawing billboards and ads like this. But we don't.
There are voter initiatives in so many states, but we don't use them for anything fun. Just carrying water for Uber to protect it from its employees or finding new ways to oppress minorities.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Imagine how different Time Square would be if those billboards showed valuable information instead

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

This is my favorite thing that I've seen this week.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Does anyone know the original ad?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

why do you want to expose yourself to an ad, fuck that

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

No matter how clever you think you are, there is always someone more clever.

I used to think AR was a niche thing for business and kinda dumb for every day use but then I thought: You'd be able to block ads. Graffiti. Garbage. Just filter the world into a cartoon if you want. Now I fucking wish I had some AR device so I can literally live inside a fantasy world, if only visually. So instead of seeing a filthy bum puking his guts out onto the garbage cluttered sidewalk as he leans against a filthy encrusted brick wall, tagged with vile shit I'll instead see a unicorn projecting a rainbow against the backdrop of a magical grove.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

That sounds an awful lot like Pyro from TF2

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

It's like when they say something is idiot proof, then the universe delivers a bigger idiot.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago
  • Insert Firefox meme here.
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