I didn't even realize that today's their birthday! Can I just sign my name on your card and you say the gift is from both of us?
this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2024
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I was looking up a video of some demon's souls boss (game came out in 2009) and the video said "15 years ago" ๐
Haha, somebody did the math wrong.
* does the math *
Oh no.
when you realize
time
No no, you are wrong, people born in 2000's are not yet adults, they are just teenagers. Lalalala ... I can't hear you ... lalalala
I was born in 2000. And I'm coming for ya.
Seriously though, I'm already an MSc and living my own life for a while.
Time's a bitch
I was born in 24. My back.
Woah
When you realize Jesus is 2024 years old
Jesus owes me 1200 dollars
Just like Earth!
The beauty of always knowing your age because it's the same as the current year
Have they retired yet?
Not in this economy
Hahaha, keep your smug smiles 25 ad babies, you are next to hit 2ky!!
Romans eunt domus
I just saw a picture of Hitler, that said he died in 45, but 45 is in the future!
bro fr