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[-] [email protected] 57 points 2 days ago

If you identify as orange, than you are and I will use orange pronouns for you

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago
[-] CareHare 5 points 2 days ago

Pronouns: Tremendey/Tremendous

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

If you identify as orange I'm gonna call you lemon-lime.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

So if you're slow like me, there aren't pronouns for oranges.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago

"I've been on gel that makes you orange for three years but I still greyscalemode in public" (I've been using a gel that makes my skin appear orange for three years, but I still appear in a muted, grayscale-like manner in public)

"My spectral decomposition is too close to homogeneous everyone can see it" (The distribution of colors in my appearance is too uniform and lacking in variety, so it is obvious to everyone)

"I have accepted my fate as an orangecel desaturatoid" (I have accepted my fate as an orange-colored, desaturated and dull version of myself)

"luckchromatic primaroids such as yourself could never understand" (People with normal, vibrant color perception like yourself could never truly understand my experience)

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago

This reads like some random dialogue from Cruelty Squad.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago

SLURPCOIN DOT COM. FLIPPERBUCKS. PLUGGING MY BODY INTO THE BIOCURRENCY TERMINAL. FUTURE

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I really miss subredditsimulator tbh

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Facts about the average Titanium Princess resident: High IQ, Software developer, INTJ. That’s me.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

green is just a chromacuck and wouldn’t get it

[-] gigachad 5 points 2 days ago

It's over, orangecel

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Some of those words are too complicated. Not brainrot enough.

[-] mindbleach 1 points 2 days ago
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