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Don't.
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I thought this was heavily edited, but no. It's from a real comic, and the only edit was changing "use" and "does."
Doot
I can’t stop watching..
I watched for about 3 minutes and then I got sleepy
Lulled to sleep by dat ass 🤤
Closer to teabag
"If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry."
GNU Terry Pratchett
BRB, checking prices on Cameo.
Dangit.
I miss playing SS13.
SS14 on steam :D
Yooo, SS14 mentioned
Incredible game, and it’s constantly improving as it goes
Just put a sign saying "$1 per toot." I'd pay it at least once. Wait, no 3 times. Maybe 4.
-walks in wearing a full clown costume and slaps a 100 dollar bill on the table
Oh come on...
You can't hang an awesome horn up like that and not expect everyone not to honk it...
That's like putting out a bell and telling people they can't ring it!
A challenge.
I'd like to know of it gets used more or less often than without the "Don't"
Without the "Don't", I'd just use it without thinking. Now I'd still want to do it but I'd get worried that the store owner might get mad.
Well now I just gotta.
I know what you'r thinking
Not even if youre horny?
oh i will
Now I want to.
HONK!
Just…
Don’t.
Don't
Whatever happened to try it before you buy it.
this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2024
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