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Dune rule (slrpnk.net)
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[-] RmDebArc_5 141 points 5 days ago
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[-] [email protected] 120 points 5 days ago

Star Wars came after Dune. Star Wars is just Dune for people who listen to jizz.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Where can I find jizz music?

[-] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago

Star Wars is Dune for people that love WWII and samurai movies.

Dune is the Foundation series for people that like mushrooms more than math and have weird ideas about women fueled by angst over their wife divorcing them.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Foundation is more like for people who prefer ketamine and mushrooms.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

I mean Foundation is for people who have no thoughts about women so maybe a slight improvement.

(Half joking?)

[-] [email protected] 27 points 5 days ago

I'm not sure if you meant Jaz and had a typo or the canonical star wars musical genres that somehow actually exists called jizz.

[-] [email protected] 49 points 5 days ago

If you've seen the original first movie(ep4) when they go into the bar and meet Solo for the first time. There's an alien band playing space jazz, canonically that space jazz is named jizz.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago

Further funnies:

The alien playing the weird saxophone?

Their species?

Yeah it's called 'bith'

There is a Bith playing Jizz at the Star Wars Cantina.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

The cantina band is Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes, but apparently Max Rebo is the true jizz-wailer (as they're canonically called).

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Hehe

Fingering Dan and the Module Nudes.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

My Dune, My Jizz, My Arrakis

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

The Clone Wars movie also had a bar where the band was playing a bit schmaltzy. Schmaltzy Jizz.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

The Force in StarWars: little microbes in your blood that are magic.

The Force in Dune: Space drugs.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

Dune is star wars for people who eat magic mushrooms

[-] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

Wait a minute. I listen to ~~poob~~ Tool but prefer Star Wars, what does that mean?

[-] OneWomanCreamTeam 19 points 5 days ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Can confirm, gay space worm

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Nah, kid. I'm 10,000% gay.

[-] RmDebArc_5 2 points 4 days ago

I have been looking at this for 5 minutes and still can’t decide if it’s ten or ten thousand

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Yeah comma as a decimal people have ruined a perfectly easy to understand number system.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah point as a decimal people have ruined a perfectly easy to understand number system.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

It means you only have a good opinion sometimes.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

I don't listen to Tool, but I do like Dune and Star Wars without being a massive nerd about either. Though I respect massive nerds. Massive nerds are cool.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

You should probably listen to Tool.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Seems like it

[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

Star Wars is Dune for people who like original stories and like to read.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago

Wait a minute

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I listen to Tool, but do not watch or want to watch both Star Wars and Dune.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

It would be pretty unpleasant watching both Star Wars and Dune. I would recommend watching them one at a time so that you can understand them.

[-] funkless_eck 6 points 5 days ago

do you need to watch things die (from a great distance?)

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

I listen to tool, I've seen star wars, I don't really have any interest in dune.

I'm probably broken though.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Okay but what if I told you that a few books in, Luke Skywalker's kid becomes a sarlaac pit and won't stop resurrecting Chewbacca no matter how many times he tries to die?

... Is that appealing?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Put it like that and Dune is even less appealing

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Not really.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

I think Dune is closer to game of thrones, especially the politics side, Leto II (let's make him not worm like in this example) would have everyone under his thumb in Westeros, ruled over everyone

[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

But would you still love him as a worm?

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

But I don't listen to Tool.

...well, not exclusively.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Have you heard of wheel? They are very similar

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Must be why I think Dream Theater is better

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