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[-] [email protected] 106 points 4 days ago

That dragon can't even spell, I wouldn't trust its baking.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago

Clearly not a bookwyrm.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago

Dragons live even longer than elves. They can't be bother to properly learn the spelling of all the words every time a human civilization destroys itself and a new one rises with a new language.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Shiny and food are the only words a dragon ever needs to learn

[-] [email protected] 45 points 4 days ago

It's the correct spelling in draconic

[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago

interesting that draconic is a close derivative of one of the germanic languages

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

Other way around! That's why there are dragons in the Völsunga Saga and Beowulf. This is historical fact I'm pretty sure.

[-] xx3rawr 8 points 3 days ago

I can only trust someone named like DragonTypeWyvern for these sensitive topics!

[-] [email protected] 78 points 3 days ago

After being removed from the bakery, she went and started her own business to get what she wanted. In a nod to owner of the bakery who gave her the idea, she named her company: Bad Dragon.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

That was slick...

You, you work for the company?

[-] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago
[-] Ghyste 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I need to know where this came from.

Edit: Channel name is Bread Boys on Youtube. Of course I find it right after I post....

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Cmon man, dragon kun is just trying to share his love of baked goods with the masses 😭

[-] [email protected] 59 points 4 days ago

This belongs to my instance. 😭

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

Which one, inquiring minds would like to know 👀

[-] [email protected] 30 points 4 days ago

The one in their username?

[-] [email protected] 54 points 4 days ago

You expect me to read!?! Fuck

[-] [email protected] 36 points 4 days ago

No, Mr. nifty. I expect you to die.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

I am already dead inside so 🤷‍♀️

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Your instance is the address behind the @. So yours is lemmy.world, theirs is, fittingly, yiffit.net.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I feel so worldly

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Crossposting across instances is a thing, so go ahead and do just that 👍

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago

So put a bun in her oven

[-] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago
[-] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago

Which loaf of bread do you want to be?

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago

Some sort of northern European rye with rocket/arugula.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Whichever kind that nice lady wants to have intercourse with

[-] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago

I mean hey, dragon with a passion for cooking and looks like a penchant for dressing with panache, if they've got the right personality I'd call that a catch!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

That's as simple as you can get drawing a back yet it's weirdly exciting

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

It’s the little back dimples I think

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago
[-] [email protected] -3 points 4 days ago

Something is seriously wrong with that woman.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

Uh, yeah, she's underfucked?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Could someone have the decency to fuck her brain's out?

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