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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

If not, then what about rarely instead of never?

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[-] throw4w4y5 100 points 11 months ago

I can guarantee that if you drank pure petroleum and ate quicklime then you would spend the rest of your life without worrying about farts.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago

But if you sharted it'd be like napalm.

[-] [email protected] 79 points 11 months ago

In short, no. To explain: you have a bunch of beneficial bacteria living inside your digestive tract. These little guys help you digest your food, and in return they get a free meal. This basically means that the food you eat ferments into poo. Fermentation always results in gas being released (think how the plastic wrap on a bowl of dough can puff up as it proves.) So to sum it up, unless you drank a strict water-only diet, anything you eat can give you gas. (Even then, you would probably still naturally swallow some air with the water, and some would make it to the other end as a fart.)

[-] [email protected] 46 points 11 months ago

So we go to no pooping for 3 days to now someone wants to stop farting. What is going on here in lemmy?

[-] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Ooo good band name

[-] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

That first guy went 3 days and then posted a follow-up looking for constipation relief.

Seems that opened the floodgates. 😏

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[-] [email protected] 64 points 11 months ago

Neat fact: Late in WWII, Germany deployed a rocket fighter. This rocket could climb to 12K in a three minuets. Consequently, the pilots had to eat a special low fiber diet to prevent gas because the change in pressure caused severe intestinal distress.

Of course that was the least of the pilot's problems. The Me163 was so crazy dangerous it made OceanGate look as safe as the Bank of England.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

This is precisely the answer I was looking for, though I didn't know it when I asked. Thank you!

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

could climb to 12K in a three minuets

a traditional minuet is ~4 minutes long, assuming meters, that would be roughly 2400 Km/h average speed

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[-] darcy 51 points 11 months ago

bro is doing the 3 day no fart challenge 💀

[-] sbv 38 points 11 months ago

why would you want to give up one of life's little joys?

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[-] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago

Take it from me. You don't want to give up farting.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

As someone with crohn's I can confirm. Being bloated and unable to fart is a form of torture.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

I had my ass surgically removed like 20 years ago. Now I don't fart. Some days you miss it.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago

It’s not possible to never fart but you can do things to reduce gas in your intestines. Here is an article about it. Sounds pretty miserable to me.

https://www.healthline.com/health/how-to-stop-farting#elimination-diet

[-] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago

I'd rather fart and be happy than smell nice in misery.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

If you really wanted the best of both worlds, you could get those underwear inserts that hide the smell.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

The strange items humanity comes up with for very specific problems never cease to amaze me

[-] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

They even have a blanket for similar purposes (fart concealment) and it’s called “the marriage blanket.” Cause farts ruin your marriage, allegedly. Haven’t ruined mine, but what do I know.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

There's this mineral you can eat called bismuth subgallate that works as an internal deodorant. It's sold under the brand name devrom. Haven't tried it, but heard good things.

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago

There is a diet created by Monash University researchers called the Low FODMAP diet. Essentially FODMAPs are harder to digest sugars that exacerbate GI symtpoms, like farts and cramps. Most people won't see or feel much of a difference but those with GI issues (or those with a fart journal) may see a difference with the diet

However it is a rather strict diet to keep at first until you start reintroducing foods to figure out which foods cause the gas, so I would only recommend it if the gas is extreme or there is cramping or other GI related symtpoms.

I was on the diet for over a year by recommendation of a gastroenterologist and can confirm that after some time the farts were kinda rare and not the smelly kind. But like others have mentioned, farts are natural and cannot be eliminated.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

I REALLY wish FODMAP worked for me. I hear everyone raving about it, but may of the "safe" foods aren't safe for me, even in their tiny amounts, and non safe foods are fine. sigh

[-] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago

My auntie swore by taking charcoal tablets. We just suspected she'd gone deaf.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

Old people don't fart. Instead of a distinct fart event, it's more of a constant, low pressure leak.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Did she buy black underwear or dye them herself?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

I believe she spray painted them.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Stop eating anything with high fructose corn syrup. I promise it works.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

If you hold on for a few minutes, it will be absorbed by the colon and go into your bloodstream. Then it will be released into the atmosphere through your skin. Soundlessly and smellessly.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Only a certain amount, you can't hold everything in.

Trust me, I tried.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

My gf almost never farts. She's given me a complex about it, i stg. She says she trained herself not to by sheer willpower, and in spite of living together for almost 2 years, I've only caught her like twice.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

She says she trained herself not to by sheer willpower

Does she burp a lot instead? Maybe she's pumping it back up the other way. Kind of like how railguns vs. blasters work lore-wise in EVE Online:

Consists of two components: a shell of titanium and a core of antimatter atoms suspended in plasma state. Railguns launch the shell directly, while particle blasters pump the plasma into a cyclotron and process the plasma into a bolt that is then fired.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Omg 😆 that's a spectacular reference in this context. I miss eve online.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Gut ecology is complex and everyone's is different and it changes over time and with age and when you have to take antibiotics, etc. There's no one sure-fire way to just eliminate it.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I hardly ever fart, the rest of my family are a veritable natural gas factory. I do not eat sugar, or dairy and an vegetarian. Lots of black beans, not magical fruit for me. I never eat processed foods, and hardly ever eat bread or other gluten... I do have pasta once a week or so

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Yes. A keto diet (less than 20gr of carbohydrates per day) or a no-carb diet make you rarely if ever fart.

Bacteria in your intestines can break down some carbs releasing methane and hydrogen gas. If there is very little carbs in your diet, then the bacteria in your gut won't produce a lot of gas.

This is a common realization of first-timers of these diets and therefore a frequently asked question on r/keto etc.

Side-note:

Due to the shift in diet, some gut bacteria, that rely heavily on carbs, might die off, which increases gas, but after a couple of days your body adapts to the diet and the flatulence ends.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Cyanid comes to mind.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

To a certain degree, yes; either burp more, or eat food that is easier to digest.

If you're avoiding fast food, pears, beans etc. and you're still coming across this issue, you may want to check with your doctor and see if you have any digestive issues

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