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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Realistically, what can you use this for that's worthwhile?

Cool looking device though.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You could relive booting up your computer at breakfast to get it ready to use by lunchtime.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If it doesn’t have that hard drive crunch to remind me it hasn’t locked up than I’m not interested.

[–] Fillicia 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

See for me it's the "you can now shut down your pc" message so I know I can shut down the uselessly huge toggle on the front of my tower.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I always liked knowing I could kill it with a press. None of this “asking” to shutdown.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

You could play Wolfenstein?

But realistically, I could see this being helpful if you maintain a lot of legacy gear and need to drag around something reliable to test with.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

40MHz is plenty for doom.

Ew, no. Even 386DX-40 is terrible for Doom:

Doom timedemo 386 DX 40 MHz DOS PC

486SX-33 is certainly playable, but you really want 486DX2/66:

Doom Timedemo - 486DX2/66MHz

Edit: grammar

Edit 2: These videos are accurate, btw. I upgraded from 386SX-25 to 486SX-33 just for Doom while my friend got the 486DX2/66 Packard Bell. Envy.

Edit 3: My memory forced me to go back and properly designate the models.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Can confirm. My dad had a 386DX-40 when I got my hands on a copy of Doom, and it was a fucking slideshow at best.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I had a 386sx@25MHz too and I don't remember it being that slow. Unless that demo has the detail cranked up to high or something like that. Although, like that first commenter I had a math co-processor, so maybe that helped.

Or maybe my memory is off and I made the window tiny.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Are you sure you didn't set low-detail with the viewport cranked way down? I played it on the same model ~~with a math co-processor~~ and it could not handle high-detail and the large viewport in the video.

Edit: I'm fairly certain I had a math co-processor, but I'll defer to you on this detail just in case. That would certainly make a sizeable difference.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I think the detail level made a pretty big difference. I definitely ran it in low and kind of forgot that high was an option, but the shotgun animation in that video is bringing up some traumatic memories.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You’d get better performance from an emulator running in a raspberry pi inside that case.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So we buy it for the case! Retro computing raspberry pi case!!!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Sleeper laptop.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

If you have to ask, it's not for you. It's for retro PC enthusiasts

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I can see people wanting to use retro software, but what surprises me is this being preferable to modern hardware running old software in emulation.

Especially a laptop, because I doubt that power management is that amazing on DOS.

Maybe there is something out there for which this addresses compatibility problems, but...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I know, you make valid good points, but people who are interested in purchasing this want to run the software on bare metal.

[–] the_crotch 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Ha, just yesterday I've found my Asus EEE. Sounds like a good fit for similar exercise.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Much respect for the clever name of the company. I hope younger generations still know about Gulliver's Travels

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

For anyone who loves retro PC stuff, I highly recommend LGR on YouTube. His videos are a treat to have in the background, and sometimes to even fall asleep to.

Mmm. Chunky computers and bits.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The Pocket 386 gets its name from its 386 SX compatible processor, and the system should be able to run MS-DOS and Windows 95, but isn’t going to good for anything much newer than that

Or use your pocket pc capable of anything for that.

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=windows+95+on+android

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Does it run NetBSD?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Seems like they missed a trick... Pocket Pentium. :)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

While cute, it would be false advertising for a 386.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If the point of this thing is to bring back the best of mid-90’s PCs in a compact package, they should have picked the top consumer CPU of the era.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They should have used a raspberry pi and some emulators in that adorable little case.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Gonna disagree with you there. If the mission is to run 1990s apps, we need a 32bit x86 CPU.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I have windows 3.1 running in an emulator faster than that eras hardware could ever dream. So, gonna have to double disagree.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Faster isn't always better -- there's software from the era that relied on hardware limitations to throttle itself -- but I'd think that emulators probably have pretty good support for such throttling.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

If someone wanted emulation, wouldn’t they have bought one of the many other tiny laptops that have been on the market for years?

I think the point of this is to run natively on vintage hardware.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's cool laptop that inspired today's small laptop. Nowadays you can buy something like that with powerful spec & smaller form

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Yes, obviously. You know, I wonder how many instances of Windows 95 you can simultaneously emulate on an Android smartphone? The point is this is for retro PC enthusiasts/hobbyists. For many, emulation just isn't the same experience as running it on real hardware.

[–] mindbleach 2 points 2 months ago

After some bit-banging shenanigans, 8088 Tetris Attack should work on this and the Book 8088. People previously had vague issues running it on real CGA hardware. But now, as far as 86Box is concerned, it'll run on any MDA / CGA / EGA / VGA x86 with at least DOS 2.0.