Or it fell out of their pocket before they left the house and they didn't realize so they thought it was stolen. This would really get a conspiracy brain.
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Or it fell out of their pocket before they left the house and they didn't realize so they thought it was stolen
Isn't that what the post is saying? That's why their worldview changed; the sudden discovery of their phone at home caused them to realize it wasn't stolen after all
Being 4chan my assumption was they were suspecting feds.
Obviously the robber broke into Anon's house and put the phone back. It's probably filled with spyware and child porn, better put it in the microwave and get a new phone.
Secure the data on a sandbox first
Is there a joke I'm missing besides they got black out drunk?
Yes?
I have a similar story with my literature book from my high-school days. Twas gone, legit couldn't find it the entire year, and then in the morning of the very last day when we were supposed to return them, there it was, on the very top of my messy ass table. I'm guessing my mom probably randomly found it and put it there, but even then, that's some bloody impeccable timing.
Your house gremlins obviously stole it and brought it to your house.
Gizmo caca!!!
it was a goblin, and his name is rob
my whole worldview changed
Pic related, became Ike Eisenhower.
I only see Deathhead
My stuff gets stolen like this all the time.
God damnit.
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