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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

My first thought too

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

No, it's just a steaming, coiled bagel

[–] [email protected] 54 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

I'm not convinced. Taste it and make sure.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago

That's a diarrhea doodie sandwich

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Assman 4 points 5 months ago

Mine makes pretzel bites

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

GG Allin has entered the bagel shop.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Haha the weirdest reference

[–] smuuthbrane 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I can't tell what kind of dog this is.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

It's a big one that's for sure

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

What...and I cannot stress this enough...the shit.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

runny looking. try regular peanut butter with plain chocolate. lose the bagel

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Found Mr Reese

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Looks like that famous internet kebab.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not that famous. I have no idea what you're referencing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Great, now I just need apple juice.