That P stands for "photographic" so that's (jay-fegh)

You can also use a pie crust, i like it lined with provolone

Yep, like the stories from 9-11 where people were going back up the stairs because they forgot to turn their computer off.

In some States like mine, you become a party member by voting in the primary. There's no form or anything. You ask for an R or D ballet and now you're registered as that party until the next primary. There were a lot of D's that were voting on the R primary to try and keep Trump out a few cycles ago.

https://youtu.be/JMwKY35EUMs?feature=shared

Missing the bottom part

Nope, definitely poop

256GB? that's hitting on the low side

It protects your ip address, and your ISP from knowing what you're doing. It also protects you on public wifi from nefarious actors. VPN's aren't meant to protect you from Google advertising while checking your Gmail account...

My cat prefers my wife's hair ties, it's hilarious