I took a shit FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
this post was submitted on 31 May 2024
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I'm currently shitting for the glory of the empire. And, so far, it is a glorious battle indeed.
Posting a meme for the glory of the Empire!
I just cleaned the litterbox FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I missed my flight FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I cleaned my turtle tank and gave him a better view of the TV, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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Image search yielded solid results...
Sat on the couch for the glory of the empire!
I played with my toddler FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Just don't leave for prune juice like Worf did and never come back. Even if it is FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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I did my Duolingo lesson for the glory of the empire!
I hope it was Klingon, for the the glory of the empire.
I took a huge shit FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE! ✊
I have contacted the Finance Department FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
This invoice must be paid FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I read this meme, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE.
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Washed the dishes FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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I cleaned the vomit stain off the plush Darth Vader FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
May I ask how the vomit got there FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE?
My cat had thrown up all over my bed FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I played with a kitten FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I just ate a burrito for the glory of the Empire!
Crushed three apples into juice FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Cuddled my cat FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I took a sip of my hot chocky... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
(not me in the image btw:-P)
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I took, just took a shit, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!
Qapla!! 🖖
I sit on the toilet, for the glory of the empire
I brushed my teeth FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
Sat in traffic, For the Glory of the Empire!!!!
Space mining in Deep Rock Galactic FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I watched Mythbusters on my laptop in my hotel room FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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Marking construction documents for design correction for the glory of the empire!
I ripped a bowl FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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