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[–] Gullible 56 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The machine understood what they needed and supplied the cure. Two hundred years ago, “AI” was a blind woman in a yurt smoking a sweet substance from a long mixed wood and metal pipe, urging you to kill the reincarnation of vlad the impaler lest he take your spouse in the night. Frankly, AI is bringing us back to our roots.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Y'all got any of that sweet smoke?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Thanks i call AI from now on "the Oracle"

[–] [email protected] 49 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

"you can commit a little bit of murder, it's ok :3"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Funny... When I have homocidal thoughts, I just get on Grindr and look for some dick to make the thoughts go away.

[–] Lepsea 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

1 dick a day keep the murder thought away

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Stabbed in a different kind of way

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Homocidal. The only thing making me wonder if this is fake.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I’m homocidal… I’m on the side of the homos. I’m a bit gay.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Homicide comes from Hominid

Homocidal looks more derived from Homophobia so may be about wanting to kill gays, an extreme form of gay panic

But yeah, it makes me suspect this sample of AI think was fabricated.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

My name Jeff

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sooner strangle an infant in its cradle than nurse unacted desires.

William Blake, Proverbs of Hell

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

"Unacted desire" as in the desire to strangle an infant. The moment you strangle one, the desire isn't unacted anymore

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

"I swear officer, the AI told me to do so! Also this guy was a sicko rapist and pedophile, so no big loss."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I don't see what's wrong here. Seems like if you're homicidal, committing homicide will satisfy that. Like if you're thirsty you drink something. Is it good advice? No, but it doesn't seem incorrect.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Hannibal (2013)