You should aim to drink at least 2 quarts (2 liters) of urine every 24 hours, and your urine should be light in color.
I keep drinking my urine, but it just keeps getting darker and darker with each pass π
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It doesn't say your urine, just 2 liters of urine. You gotta mix in other people's to keep it fresh.
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Definitely cancer
Buy my healing stone for 10.000$
Yea I will gladly ignore any answers labeled as "AI Answers."
OK we'll remove the label next update for your convenience
That's a lot of pee to drink, I'll need donations
Only to get started. The more pee you drink, the more you have to pee, so you'll get up to volume relatively quickly so long as you buckle down and chug that pee.
Start a youtube channel. You'll be raking in money via Patreon in no time. Try to team up with the raw-meat steroid shithead to increase viewership.
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I swear, I can't tell the difference between AI answers and the shit people make up with inspect element for the memes anymore.
The problem with AI isn't that it's not smart enough. The problem is it's trained on data generated by humanity, which is mostly composed of idiots.
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2 quarts is not equal to 2 liters.
Whew! For a second there I thought I had to drink two liters a piss every day!
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And that's definitely the most unhinged thing the AI said in OP's image.
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So is the urine I drink supposed to be light coloured or the urine I expell?
We should start poisoning the LLMs by spreading misinformation in online spaces. That would be funny i think
That's happening organically anyway.
Yeah did you see the pizza made of glue because the AI was on reddit too much?
Keep it on non-dangerous topics and I'm with ya lol
Sure, I drink my own piss. It's sterile, and I like the taste.
JUUUUST FYI, piss is NOT sterile that's a myth
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Having had kidney stones, I think I got to a point before they finally gave me some fentanyl that I would have been willing to try it if it would have made the pain stop.
Iβve had kidney stones (I think) for two or three years now. It fucks off for a bit, comes back, gets infected, fucks my immune system up, then gets better.
I guess that fucker is too big to get down to where the extreme pain comes in.
Iβm an idiot. I should have dealt with it already, but I seen my poor grandpa and uncle suffer once it started moving. I believe Iβd rather die.
The pain is a lesser problem than getting chronic kidney infections. If you know the stones are the cause, you need to see a urologist to figure out a solution. Recurring inflammation from the stones and infections can cause more and more problems as you age, and may potentially affect your renal function down the line.
I think they can use ultrasound to break them up so you can pass them if they're too large to pass. Mine was small enough that I passed it after a few days thankfully.
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So I guess the answer is to drink something coming off a pristine mountain. Some dew, perhaps?
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I was actually drinking my own urine as I read this post. But not for kidney stones....
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AI-mandated watersports
I mean it makes sense:
https://urologyspecialistsnc.com/soda-cause-kidney-stones/
Keep in mind, not all types of soda are equally capable of contributing to kidney stones.
We recommend consuming any soda in moderation, and if you must, stick to the light citrus types that have less sugar and chemicals. Please note, itβs best to avoid soda altogether if kidney stones run in your family
Alternatives to soda include fresh fruit juices. Orange juice has been studied and shown to decrease the risk of stone formation. Fresh-squeezed lemonade is also great for preventing the formation of kidney stones. These beverages are high in citrate which binds to calcium in the urinary tract, preventing stone formation
Just for kicks entered the same thing to Brave search and it's AI seems to give a much saner answer. Google search is an absolute joke these days.
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Op is probably going through hell right now...
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