Teleport to closest beach at any time and control body temperature, i mean, if i teleport to closest beach in winter or cold weather what am i gonna do?
this post was submitted on 20 May 2024
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Leaving the beach when you're done would be the problem.
Escape your enemies
3 million dollar 𝝅 amount of money and immune to cancer.
Although, the black random pill is tempting.
(I realize a shoebox full of gold or diamonds is worth more, but I don't really need more than 3 million dollars to be happy for the rest of my life.)
5 months experience and eat wood. duh.
5 months experience and the answer to any one question
Fucking Roll
Black pill twice
22: nostrils 6: kill 1 person 13: collapse civilization 24: Black pill (again) 1: control all tvs in fast food 7: plants talk
I didn't want civilization to collapse but at least the plants will keep me company
Money and sleep ones
I'll take the green one and the blueish thank you very much.
If you had the "summon a dr. pepper every 14.5 hours anywhere" you could send those dr. peppers to Palestine to help fight the famine.
but honestly, there are other parts of the world that have famine too. You could stay busy your whole life sending dr. peppers.
or if you can manage to travel to those famine-stricken places, you could take the 9000+ calorie cheese and feed people
That's lame. Put them inside your enemies skulls.
Assuming the shoebox pill couldn't be used for more pills (such as, more shoebox pills)...
Groundhog Day pill + 5 months experience pill, could be pretty good.