this post was submitted on 05 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago
[–] Assman 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"I'll be back some day"

"Why?"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

"Will you kiss me on the veranda?"

"The lips will be fine."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

He’s not just famous, he’s _in_famous!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Use *asterisks* for in-word italics: *in*famous → infamous.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

"I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don't know who these guys are, but man, they be stylin'.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

From left to right: Martin Short, Chevy Chase, and Steve Martin in the film Three Amigos!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Isn't Chevy Chase on the right?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You're correct. My brain jumbled it for some reason.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Happens to us all

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I love that Chevy Chase basically got to be... Chevy Chase... for a movie.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

I'm sure wherever chevy chase is at the moment he is still being a asshole.

[–] _thebrain_ 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I have, and no.

In TTA, he plays a pompous asshole actor.

That's not Fletch.

[–] _thebrain_ 1 points 6 months ago

Touché.

But in fletch he is a pompous asshole who (thinks he) is smarter then everyone else in the room. In the three amigos he is just a clueless pompous asshole. But I see the difference.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

In 1821, Mexico was a big country.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

¿Wha HApin?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

The first Texan War for Slavery

[–] Vaginal_blood_fart 5 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I don't even know the not-real reason for it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I got Cinco de Ocho!

[–] [email protected] -2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's got nothing to do with mayo?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

You’re thinking of the lesser-known holiday, Miracle Whip de Mayo