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Duality of man (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago

Maybe we are just all whores and don't know it.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

You just need to connect with the proper audience

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Whip it out at the theater. Got it.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Hey, you got bills to pay

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Clearly you are too picky on which clients you will take. Remember when you are starting out as a new business you have to be willing to take any client you can. When you have a good reputation then you can be more picky

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I don't have a job right now for a couple of reasons, but I do get a sort of allowance from my wife and we have sex. Does that make me a whore? I mean I'm okay with that, I'm just wondering.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

First off now we all know why you post so much 😂

I would say that you are at least at the bare minimum you are whore adjacent. But seeing you can read the shirt....

I think we would have to dive deeper in the intricacies of your sex life and I for one don't want to know.

P.S. I hope you are making some progress on your health.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I much prefer to just speak for everyone. And clearly you can read the shirt on the left. Shirts don't lie.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The duality is that they both have both shirts.

So you attract women with the hoodie, and when you get intimate you take it off and then the text on the t-reads "only whores can read this"

It's humour, on multiple layers. Layers. Ba dum tss

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Like that soccer player.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago

The world is a better place with whores

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

I assume the whore shirt guy has read his own shirt too.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Plus, you're not a whore if you suck cock for free.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Maybe I like being spit on and called a dirty whore even when I do it for free. Don't step on my dreams.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

I don't get it. The guy on the right is just wearing a blank shirt?

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

I don't get it, is the guy on the right supposed to be funny?

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

I think so. In reality he just looks like a massive dick.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

See, it's a joke because where he comes from, education is restricted to sex workers. He actually can't read his own shirt.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

i think he is saying he wouldn't turn his back on men or ladies.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

only whores can read this

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Why is no one mentioning the giant eggplant??

WHY is there a giant eggplant???

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Wtf, I swear that wasn't there before.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

We don't talk about the eggplant.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I think the real question is why does every other picture not have a giant eggplant in it.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Guys who wear hats and don't, a conflict old as time.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

It seems odd that the only bald guy is the only guy not wearing a hat

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Well you can see hair on the other three. Especially on the dumb ones head

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Sorry, couldn't read the image. I got distracted by the notorious Lack of Ass in this pic.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

The world is a better place with whores in it.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

World is a better place with horse in it.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Ooo that pony is young, they still have their milk teeth.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

No. A vote for me is a vote for equinicide. The only good horse is sausage.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

So the world is a better place with a whore like me in it.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Woke as fuck to draw solidarity with sex workers by implying we could all be sex workers if the circumstances required it to survive. We all learned to read to survive in our society, which when i think about it is a great place to begin a conversation about the illusions of freedom and acceptance our society peddles to us through empty plattitudes and appeals to vague nationalistic values that go on and on about intentions but never consequences or realities. Plus it acknowledges that except for our asexual frieinds we are all pretty obsessed with sex.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I’m your whore daddy

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I can only read the shirt on the right. The left one is blank.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I wish my life were this interesting.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The guy on the right must be >6'. Husband material, if you believe all the profiles.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

The man at the cash register is 5'11"

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Maybe they are together and they are in agreement that the world is better with rhymes with oars in it.

#SexWorkIsRealWork

#SexWorkersUnite

this post was submitted on 05 May 2024
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