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[–] [email protected] 46 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago

And then said the n-word in a board meeting anout how he needs to stop saying the n-word.

Then to show how not mad he was about being fired from his pizza chain, he ate 40 pizzas from there in a month.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but then he died at the age of 62. I guess pizza and hate isn't enough to keep you alive into old age.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (3 children)

You sent me down a rabbit hole.

He ded?

[–] Cheradenine 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Me too. I thought 'good news for a change', but can't find anything except him still being butthurt for getting recorded using the n word.

[–] jballs 4 points 7 months ago

If you really want to go down a rabbit hole, go look at the top posts in the old HermanCainAward subreddit. It was so dark, but I will shamefully admit that I used to binge that shit like it was crack cocaine.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Oh wait, maybe not. Who am I thinking of?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Little Caesars guy maybe?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (3 children)

No, some asshole Republican pizza guy.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You're thinking of Herman Cain

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] jballs 3 points 7 months ago

He had an award named after him and everything!

[–] jballs 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I just want to stop and appreciate for a moment that there was more than one asshole Republican pizza guy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Honestly, I'm guessing virtually every giant pizza company president/founder is an asshole Republican.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

the former Domino's guy who ran for president?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I was thinking of Herman Cain, who ran Chicago's Pizza before failing to win the presidency and dying of COVID.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

That smile ad is still one the weirdest campaign ads I've ever seen

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

I worked at Papa John's once upon a time. That's just the general vibe. Wasn't all bad. Free pizza if you didn't get too greedy and the manager would sometimes snort pills with you off the back of the toilet when it was slow

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

See, this is what we should be using AI for. Auto generating dark text and slapping it as quotes on marketing images.

Give me more absurdist and non sequiteur humor, robot slave!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Oh. I thought it would be none pizza with left beef

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Is this quote from a known author of has someone just made it up? Cause it's cool af

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of Papa John in dungeons and daddies

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Everything Bagel vibes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Obligatory "Sounds like Nightvale" post