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https://global-tetrahedron.com/about
Hmm, I wonder why this shadowy organization sounds so... familiar?
https://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Atheonion.com+%22global+tetrahedron%22
I think it might be safe to file this one under "Good News." It sounds like everyone kept their jobs and the union is intact.
So The Onion makes up the fictional company name Global Tetrahedron, a real company uses the name, and then later buys The Onion.
It's all coming together.
It looks like the company was created to own the Onion.
God creates dinosaurs God destroys dinosaurs God creates Man Man destroys God Man creates dinosaurs -Dr. Ian Malcolm
Dinosaurs destroy man... women inherit the earth
Gotta appreciate all they do for our elderly community.
You unappreciative fuck! You only recall what they do for grandma and grandpa, and forget how well they support puppies, the less privileged, their Feeee-Male staff, and THE CHILDREN!!!
It sounds like it’s going to be great for The Onion! They’re bringing back ONN!
What exactly is left at G/O media now? Quartz and Gizmodo?
That's... a very good question, honestly.
Its remaining sites are Gizmodo, Jalopnik, Kotaku, The Root, The Inventory and Quartz.
What is up with The Root anyway? I get linked articles from them on occasion about some major civil rights issue and they seem well-written and thoughtful and then I go to their page to see what else they're writing about and it's all shit like 'Here's 10 things to know about yesterday when Cardi B called Lizzo a bitch.'
Ooooh so that's why all those sites went to shit...
I wish the tetrahedron could bring the AV Club back to its original glory as well, though I know all its best writers are long gone
Too late. I'm already sterilized.