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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Dude on the top looks ecstatic because he's gonna see his friends again soon.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wonder what ended up happening to him. Any jail time? If so, was he in the same prison as his friends?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

A quick search shows he was high on "flakka", tried to ram the outermost fence and barely missing an officer. He then tried to climb the fence, got stuck in the razorwire. He ended up spitting on officers and resisting arrest, and was in the end charged with: "aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer, battery on a law enforcement officer, three counts of felony criminal mischief, leaving the scene of a crash with property damage and driving under the influence".

He was held without bail and probably saw time(It happened in 2015 and there are no followup articles and I can't see the case, but he was arrested in 2021 and 2022 according to some court filings so he's still doing stupid things).

Also: They changed the picture.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Thanks for the update. Not a wholesome Disney channel prison break in then.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

I need more of this meme format

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Right? I know Floridaman gets a lot of it but the whole "Florida or Ohio" is definitely a thing

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I find it hard to believe you couldn't find any "not that good of a villain" examples from Florida

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Florida Man doesn't half ass his villainy

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

One of these is not like the others.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Um, I once kidnapped a duck named Gerald and put it in a bathtub for an afternoon. But I did it for evil! Well okay because I was bored. This was in the super-8 era not the YouTube era so I don't have proof. I'm not sure what level of villainy this puts me at but villainy is in my bones.

[–] tyrefyre 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Somehow I doubt the legitimacy of the headline on the second from the bottom.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] tyrefyre 4 points 1 year ago

Lol thanks for the link. I meant the actual words used.

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