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[–] [email protected] 50 points 8 months ago (2 children)

So this is how Hollywood aliens see earth

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No Alaska. Just NYC, LA, and a couple spots between.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Alaska is basically Wyoming

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They usually see London and Paris when looking for monuments to destroy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

But only very specific parts. In fact, if aliens invade and you're in Paris or London, just stay away from the general vicinity of the Eiffel Tower or Big Ben and you'll be fine.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Which country will they sell weapons and send airstrike to if they are the only country in the world?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Texas

Edit: also I just remembered the air strike range in Utah, so there too

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Texas and Florida are the natural third world countries to invade. Especially texas. The US would move quickly to secure the energy resources and 'free' the citizens of a corrupt failed state.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

See, I know what you're trying to say, but that would unironically be an improvement for most of us...

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Damn Hawaii, you've been eating well

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

It's American.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Someone forgot about the colonies. Guam, Puerto Rico, and the USVI.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

Nope they are fictional

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh fine. Just tell Midway Atoll to fuck off, why don't you?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Technically, Midway is considered uninhabited, so while I wouldn't dream of telling them to fuck off, most census measurements already do...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

That's because census takers are smart enough to keep away from the monk seals.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

No one cares about them

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Just like real life.

Don’t forget to forget about American Samoa, too.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

If the US territory were to exist on its own, there wouldn't be a~~n~~ United States.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

A United States. You wouldn’t say “an uniform”. You would say “an underling”. First one has a y sound to start, second has a u sound to start. The usage of a/an depends on the next sound, not the next letter.

[–] ultimitchow 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm gonna say "a uniform" and u can't stop me

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

I'm gonna read the u as an oo and oo can't stop me

[–] Classy 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You wouldn’t say “a uniform”.

Why the hell not?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

because 'a' vs 'an' is dependant on the first sound not the first letter. For some reason the "yew" in uniform counts as a consonant.

[–] Classy 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yes, so 'a uniform' is the correct formatting, not 'an uniform'.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

oh, you were concerned about a typo and not the logic behind their comment?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

It's kind of an important typo when it flips the entire meaning of the comment!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

You wouldn’t say “an uniform”.

You would if you wanted to be an jerk about it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

It wouldn’t look the same, but the US could domestically produce enough food and energy to sustain itself.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That could probably be said about anywhere, given time, money, and willingness to reduce population.

I could probably build an underground vertical farm in the Sahara and feed myself, if I pumped in saltwater to desalinate.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

I don't think that's true. Many, many countries don't have what it takes to self sustain in a modern world.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I mean, it absolutely could. California alone supplies the planet with a massive percentage of food. If the this image was accurate, we'd have a surplus of food. We might just have to tolerate losing a lot of stuff we can't (?) grow, like bananas. Or they'd be remarkably expensive because only Hawaii or Florida or somewhere that could grow them.

Power? Again, we have collosal amounts of energy or energy potential. From green energy to fossil fuels and natural gas. Without selling it to our allies, we'd have a surplus of energy.

This is literally why America is the superpower. But a lot of countries could likely do this. Russia could for sure too.

Economically, however, I can't even speculate.

Fun thought experiment, worthy of a Kutzgesagt video!

Edit: I thought you said "couldn't" but I already posted so 乁⁠༼⁠☯⁠‿⁠☯⁠✿⁠༽⁠ㄏ

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Nah you did good explaining it in detail, nice work.