Sad sales guy desperately watching sports on the tv looking completely devastated.
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That's the blue dot before he downs 3 drinks.
Or why orange guy is reliving his football glory days.
Former hotel bartender here, can confirm.
I always thought I'd enjoy that job, specifically at a somewhat nice hotel. I like making drinks and hotel seems like it would be mostly drama-free, or at least not the same as a dive bar. You liking it?
I very much did! I posted that before I had my coffee so I didn't meant to imply that I still worked there, because I don't anymore. Got fired last year for doing what I thought was an official union action but in fact wasn't. Not too torn up though, they're paying for me to go back to school lol.
There's an old man sitting next to me Makin' love to his tonic and gin.
Now John at the bar is a friend of mine He gets me my drinks for free
Paul is a real estate novelist Who never had time for a wife And he's talkin' with Davy, who's still in the Navy, And probably will be for life
Now Norman's a billionaire scientist
Who never had time for his son
But something went screwy, and before you knew he, was trying to kill everyone
Now he's flying around on that glider-thing
And he's tossing those weird pumpkin bombs
And he's wearing that dumb power rangers mask
But he's scarier without it on
Last time I made love to my drink I got a lifetime ban from that bar.
Just tell me where I jizz so I can give this lady her drink.
Hello season one Data.
You're lucky to be drinking here for free
And that local drunk would've went pro if it weren't for his bum knee.
Or impregnating with a woman with big red hair
I threw four touchdowns in a single game
Are you Red Squeezebuzzer?!
How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?
Can confirm this. Was hotel bartender for over a year. I 86'ed the local drunk, however.
You killed your best customer?!
My kids are getting older, I aim to be that middle aged couple soon.
the bartender and the person wanting to be alone being that close to eachother is a mood ngl.
I saw that episode of Wonderfalls.
i have not seen that episode of wonderfalls, but as a person who often wants to be left alone, i can recognize it anywhere.
Also, that one guy waiting for his friends to show up, to tell them
"Guys... they've got eight dollar beers here, let's go someplace else."
the use of Futura really makes it
I instantly picture Phil and Claire from MF as the couple with their role playing...
This hotel bar has way too many people at it.
Em.. they are using a Personal Digital Assistant? Sorry I'm a time traveler.
Your post looks like a reasonably good joke about acronyms with multiple meanings, but just in case you actually don't know, PDA is short for "public display of affection" in this context
That parts comes later.
What's pda
They were the precursor to smart phones and tablets. Palm was the big player in the Personal Data Assistant market.
But in this case public display of affection.
I have a Hewlett Packard PDA somewhere still along with some other old stuff I can't figure out what to do with.
Public display of affection
As I expected, human interaction is boring and not worth the time, let alone the price of the drink.
Me and Brown distract the business men while the bartender ruphies them. We steak their room keys and take a kidney from each.
How many are staring solemnly at their phones?
That's all the white space around the other dots. The place is really packed, not that most of them would know it.
is this a color blindness test or what with the two oranges
Do you mean the red and orange?
they're almost the same color?
I feel like this is like that copy-pasta where the person doesn't know they are color blind. 