this post was submitted on 23 Apr 2024
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[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago (3 children)

There's an old man sitting next to me Makin' love to his tonic and gin.

Now John at the bar is a friend of mine He gets me my drinks for free

Paul is a real estate novelist Who never had time for a wife And he's talkin' with Davy, who's still in the Navy, And probably will be for life

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

Now Norman's a billionaire scientist
Who never had time for his son
But something went screwy, and before you knew he, was trying to kill everyone

Now he's flying around on that glider-thing
And he's tossing those weird pumpkin bombs
And he's wearing that dumb power rangers mask
But he's scarier without it on

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Last time I made love to my drink I got a lifetime ban from that bar.

[–] booly 6 points 7 months ago

Just tell me where I jizz so I can give this lady her drink.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Hello season one Data.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

You're lucky to be drinking here for free