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[-] [email protected] 228 points 2 months ago

Wait, so you're telling me my doctors won't actually break into my residence illegally and discover that my wife is cheating with me with an opossum, making me contract a rare amoeba that can only be cured by injecting my spinal cord with pastrami?

[-] [email protected] 157 points 2 months ago

Best we can do is have your doctor cripplingly addicted to vicodin

[-] [email protected] 55 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

shrugs

HMO, what can ya do?

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[-] the_post_of_tom_joad 18 points 2 months ago

getaloada this fancy pants with his primary care physician

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[-] [email protected] 201 points 2 months ago

In the US medical system, the people are represented by two separate but equally important groups: the HMO’s, who perpetrate crime, and the pharmaceutical companies that profit from it. These are their stories.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

I'd watch that show.

[-] [email protected] 104 points 2 months ago

The craziest thing that demonstrates how shitty our healthcare system is, is that they made a goddamn movie 25 years ago about a guy holding people hostage in a children's hospital at gunpoint to get his child a surgery when payment was denied and nobody found that premise outlandish.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago

The movie was generally underrated, sadly.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Did you sit down and watch the whole movie and not just the dramatic moments as YouTube clips? Outside of a few good Denzel moments, the movie was just awful in terms of dialogue, pacing, and blunt 'foreshadowing'

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Yea message was important movie was meh

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[-] [email protected] 87 points 2 months ago

Or if you're a woman, they won't bother trying and tell you you're imagining things. Because a medical degree can't cure being a jackass.

[-] [email protected] 53 points 2 months ago

You have sudden onset chest pains and lethargy? Well I see your boobs are nicely sized but the rest of you could lose weight, I prescribe you with diet and exercise and diagnose you with anxiety because you thought you needed to come in. I can prescribe you both control if you continue to be anxious.

[-] [email protected] 70 points 2 months ago

I believe the hospital in House was also a college and the cases were for study purposes. Patients getting treated was just a side effect of the experimentation...

[-] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago

And there was an oft-maligned "clinic" where stupid people would go to be harassed by House when he was being punished with working a shift there.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Yes. Basically, doctor House had enough of a reputation to justify having a whole team.

[-] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago

I had a couple seizures several years ago. Full on grand mal with an ER trip and all that fun.

The response from doctors has consistently been “yeah, sometimes people just have seizures.” They did CT scans, didn’t see anything abnormal and aren’t really interested in investigating more. Solution was that I’m just going to take anticonvulsants for the rest of my life.

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[-] starman2112 44 points 2 months ago

Don't forget "you're over 30, your body just does that now"

[-] Croquette 18 points 2 months ago

There is a lot of truth in that though haha.

But yeah, it sucks seeing stories of people getting told that it is just growing old, while they have a chronic illness.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

I mean, this but unironically. There's a lot of muscular-skeletal issues that you get from... sitting in an office chair for 20 years. Or not getting tons of physical activity for most of your adult life. Or various deterioration of this or that bodily function from over/under-utilization or simple wear-and-tear.

Ask a Sports Medicine doctor what to do about compounded injuries and most of what you'll get is "We can replace the part that's broken" or "Stop doing the thing that's causing you injury". After that, there's no miracle cure that's going to make decades of strains and bruises and stress injuries just vanish.

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[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I lost 80 pounds and my stomach still hurts a ton when ever I eat, what's the next step doctor?

Doc: *surprised Pikachu face *

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

"Uhh cigarettes are bad for you?"

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

I was told by a doctor at 12 that I should never drink soda, caffeine, alcohol, or smoke to try to reduce stomach pain.

Also I'm a male so it can't be period pains or pregnancy.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Haha oh yeah and I was in character responding to your fake useless doctor.

The things lazy doctors always wanna blame: Weight Pregnancy Period Smoking Lack of sleep Stress

The last one is fun, because how do you argue you're not stressed? I can prove I'm not the other ones. But I'm here for the 4th time this year, I spent all last weekend vomiting after following the laid out diet perfectly, yes, yes I'm stressed!

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[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago

My, at the time unknown, genetic heart defect was treated with "lose weight, fatty."

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

My, at the time unknown degenerative collagen coding defect was also treated as "lose weight fatty", I lost weight, without even trying, because it turns out collagen is an important tissue structure in a functional digestive system. I lost weight too fast, I lost a lot of lean muscle as well as fat.

Turns out muscle is important for holding your joints together if you don't have quality collagen to do that job.

Suddenly the real cause of my symptoms was evident, but I never got an apology for years of misdiagnosis and being blamed for my own illness.

Fun fact, one of the many things I was told to do as part of proper treatment was gain weight! (albeit, muscle weight)

Now I'm starting to get cardiopulmonary symptoms, which makes sense, your heart and lungs also have collagen. I don't have a specialist at the moment, and recently had to find a new GP because my old GP said I need to "exercise more" to prevent my new symptoms... Even though my physical therapist says my level of activity is more than enough and if my lungs aren't physically structured properly, no amount of cardio workouts will help me breathe properly.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago

...... I mean, have you tried diet, exercise, and sleeping more? For more than a week or two?

Outside of a drama TV show where a 1 in a billion case shows up once a week, that's usually a good start.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago

Not sure if you're in community with many women or POC that feel comfortable speaking to you about these things, but VERY basic issues aren't even being looked into. PCOS and cancer are two common ones. Things can vary place to place, but it seems like a pretty universal experience in my circles.

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

I did, it made my condition worse, thanks.

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[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago

I actually know people who died because they had cancer, but the doctor kept refusing to do actual examinations and just said "Oh uhh... just get more potassium or something..."

Not bothering to look further until it was too late.. It's very sad

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Binging Chubbyemu vids last night sure makes it seem like that's not exactly true... There are far too many that begin with "presenting to the ER visibly fucked, the doctor just tells them it's anxiety and to stop being a little bitch about it. But it wasn't anxiety and they were not, in fact, a little bitch."

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago

Sleeping more isn’t always possible, but if you haven’t tried diet and exercise, that should be your first move.

People think that question is not taking their disease seriously, but it’s the other way around. People don’t take diet and exercise seriously enough. They’re ultra powerful determiners of health, including mental health.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

I am not doing well at all healthwise due to a now possibly diagnosed illness. A few weeks ago, I was at the Mayo Clinic, one of the most prestigious hospitals in the country for rare illnesses, the sort of place you would expect House to work.

I was there ten days and saw three doctors for about an hour each. As I said, it's now possibly diagnosed and, therefore, there's a possible route to go down, but that and a bill were all I got.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

I bet those lazy doctors didn't even break into your house and go through your things.

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

"Let's do some imaging on you that will cost you hundreds of dollars and pay me thousands"

Alternatively

"Have you considered that you're faking it?"

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

It's probably lupus anyway.

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Bit of an ignorant take honestly. US medical system is horrible but we absolutely have some of the finest and most advanced teaching hospitals and medical research centers in the world if you're fortunate enough to end up in their care. Mayo clinic, Cleveland Clinic, Massachusetts General, UCLA Health, UC Davis Medical Center, Johns Hopkins Medical Center, Mount Sinai Hospital, the list goes on.

House MD takes place in a fictitious teaching hospital in Princeton, NJ, of Princeton University fame. It is an extremely wealthy area and the reputation and prestige of the hospital is going to be far more important than what the patient can pay.

Also though, no hospital can legally refuse care if you aren't stable, they might just not do much for you other than stabilize you enough to discharge you so you can die somewhere else.

It was never presented as representing a typical patient experience.

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

Most of his patients are transferred to him because the original doctor did all they knew how, it's either Goto House or try some ginseng in your tea.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Good luck finding doctors bold enough to admit they have no idea and need help...

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

There are a bunch of House, MD scenes where he's doing boring consults and we get the "Stop eating shellfish if you're allergic to shellfish" bits and gags.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

I had, probably still have, a weird medical 'condition' that US military doctors and British doctors couldn't figure out. Would have been neat to have a team of smarty pants working on the case.

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

It's far from only in the US. In my experience, hospitals in Germany are far worse in this regard. It depends greatly on who is getting paid how much for what. The US is far better for this, but unfortunately it is not affordable for most.

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

I mean its like being in tech support. Losing weight and not eating shit is the equivalent of "Have you tried turning it off and on again" it should be obvious but its not.

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