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[–] [email protected] 114 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Just to be clear, these are the most popular metal bands from each country, according to worldwide listening stats, correct?

[–] Tb0n3 32 points 8 months ago

Yeah. I agree it's fairly confusing. Seems to be the most listened to band from each country according to Spotify.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

Oooooh, that explains why System of a Down didn’t show up in Armenia.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

I edited the title

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 8 months ago (13 children)

Somehow genuinely had no idea Gojira were French so, TIL!

Also wtf South Africa.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (6 children)

I’ve checked them out on Spotify and that is some dirty, filthy grindcore

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[–] zalgotext 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Also wtf South Africa.

Yeah, can someone help me out with a pronunciation guide on that one?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (6 children)

Xavleg (zav-leg) is the accepted "short" name for when you need to say it out loud or write it and can't be bothered to put the whole thing

The whole thing is an abbreviation for a bunch of gross shit with X's on the front and end.

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[–] TheEEEdiot 11 points 8 months ago

It's pronounced just like it's spelled.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (3 children)

There are a few surprises here, tbf. I had no idea that Pentagram was Turkish (although, maybe it's a different Pentagram). I kinda remembered that Sepultra that was Brazilian, but I'm not really a fan, so I had mostly forgotten.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 8 months ago (3 children)

South Africa wins best bandname.

[–] sangriaferret 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't know, Bloodywood is a pretty fucking good name for an Indian metal band.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Until you find out what it stands for. Lol

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Genuinely surprised to see that Eluveitie beats out Celtic Frost.

Edit: Just looked at the stats, and wow, it's not even close: 872,935 to 120,157. That's a real wtf. Insert Principal Skinner "...it's the children who are wrong."jpg

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Do you have a higher resolution picture?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Click the HD button in the top right but even that won't help you spell South Africa's favourite metal band.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Here we go ""XavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffX (abbreviated as Xavleg, aka Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus) is a South African deathcore/ Christian music/ deathgrind/ death metal band. Its members rarely consider themselves Christians."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Of course The Hu are the mongolian one. Theyre awesome.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Their cover of enter sandman cracks me up. Super great band!

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

South Africa looks like a cat walked across the keyboard

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Full name: Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated by Mass Amounts of Filthy Fecal Fisting and Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside the Infected Maggot Infested Womb of a Molested Nun Dying Under the Roof of a Burning Church While a Priest Watches and Ejaculates in Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (2 children)

My friends are metalheads but I'm not. Popped this over to our discord to see what comes up.

First response: "Greenland is a country. What the fuck?"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

They are a vassal state of denmark

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Visions Of Atlantis in a land locked country.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

That's how they're sure it wasn't actually there, just a vision.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Surprised to see New Zealand on the map.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

All this proves to me is that the global takeover by Metal is nearly finished, soon the whole world will be metal!

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Let's fucking go, so happy to see Spiritbox get the attention they deserve!

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I was not disappointed when I zoomed in on France.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Anyone have a playlist with a song from each?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Thanks for including small countries!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I'm surprised by the lack of Iron Maiden

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (4 children)

It's the most popular bands from each country, not the most popular bands in each country. So Maiden could have only been in the UK and Sabbath beat them out.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Sabbath > Maiden any day of the week.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Yeah, but Black Sabbath literally created (Heavy) Metal due to Tony Iommi's accident.

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