this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 95 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wow. That looks like an awesome pallet to build a coffee table with

[–] [email protected] 45 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

I blacked out that night.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Circular economy.

That’s when everybody jerks off on a cookie, right?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 45 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Cover it in jeans fabric and then we'll talk.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What kind of shit pallet is that anyway?

EUR-pallet is the only pallet.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I worked in a logistics warehouse a few years ago and whenever we had to prepare a shipment for Amazon, we had to use these brand spanking new pallets, which looked almost even better than that. It really felt like you could break a toothpick out of them and it would be sanitary.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I was going to comment that I've never seen a pallet so clean and fresh as this one. And here you are saying you've seen even better? I feel like a fool in this world. May god bless me one day with witnessing such pallet perfection.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Imagine a solid hardwood pallet, mostly oak. The supplier sends them out on a deposit. If you don't return them they charge you the full replacement fee.

Some of them are 40+ years old.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Why would you do this? When you order pallets, it comes on a pallet. You do have to return the pallet, but they don't care if you return the same pallet or not.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

infinite pallet glitch

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

This genuinely made me laugh.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Something something pallets and arsenic.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Eat your heart out, Bourbon Moth