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[–] [email protected] 94 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Censored with the wrong emoji, should have been 🥵

[–] p1mrx 41 points 8 months ago
[–] TheMightyCanuck 67 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

This belongs in the "shirts that go hard" sub

Also, how do you link subs in comments on lemmy?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

From the New Communities sidebar, with spaces added so you can see the formatting- don't add the spaces:

Please include this following format in your post:

[link text] (/c/ community @ instance. com)

This provides a link that should work across instances, but in some cases it won’t

You should also include either:

! community @ instance .com

or instance. com /c/ community

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Here they are without the spaces if you want to copy and paste faster.

[link text](/c/[email protected])

[email protected]

or instance.com/c/community

Edit: Huh, I guess escaping the symbols in ! Links doesn’t work, at least in voyager’s rendering.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago

The dream to work for the AMC popcorn toy line that makes $1.46 rubber sleeves and charges $20 a bucket.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I wonder how good it would feel... Asking for a friend

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I feel like if you're old enough to have ever had Koosh toys, you can get a good idea of how this popcorn bucket feels.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I think he meant fucking it.

Or did you mean you fucked your koosh ball?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Why would Mike Stoklasa hide his face?

[–] DestroyerOfWorlds 8 points 8 months ago

extra butter please

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Those are not sold in my country so I thought "Hmmm, maybe I can get one on eBay for like 30 bucks." They're selling them for $75.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Apparently they go for $25 in the theater, but they are selling online (depending on shipping) for $75 upwards to $1000. I just bought one for $85, hoping it will go up in price as the years go by. I mean - who wouldn't want their own popcorn bucket / official Dune fleshlight.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I just paid $85 (including shipping) for one online. I'm not a huge fan of the movies, but anything that looks like this has got "future collector's item" all over it. And I want one! Just hoping they really go up in value with time.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Those sleeves on the popcorn buckets do look very anal....I'm sure this guy wouldn't be the first to stick his doohickey into one. And guys have been putting their peenies into popcorn buckets since movie theaters started selling popcorn.

[–] TheRealLinga 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Peenies and doohickeys! Doohickeys and peenies! Get yer hot fresh doohickeys with a side of peenies! Only $9.95! Fully loaded with mayonnaise and peanut butter! Limited time only!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I'll take a couple. You can never have enough doohickeys. Do these peenies come with peeny covers?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Fucking legend