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[-] [email protected] 77 points 4 months ago

Empire was 5. All other answers are wrong.

Hoth was cold, the movie was cold and dark, evil wins.... Just like real life.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago

This is the correct answer. A New Hope and Return of the Jedi are quite good as well and Rogue One is amazing, but Empire stands alone at the top and it’s not close.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Finally some sanity. It's 5 and it's not even remotely close.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 4 months ago
[-] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago

Rogue One was good, but it wasn't exactly Empire.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

It's almost correct, in the sense that Rogue One is the prologue (postlogue?) to Andor, which is the best SW media even tho it's not a movie.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

(postlogue?)

Epilogue? Haven't seen Andor yet so don't exactly know what you're looking for.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

WATCH ANDOR

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Absolutely. Star Wars is at its best when it gets away from the goddamn Skywalker.

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[-] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago

Dang dude, the infants in this comment section saying 3. It's clearly 5, there is no other answer.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Watching through them all with my daughter, started at 1, just finished 5. It's full of errors, like Obi Wan saying that Yoda had trained him and that he (Obi Wan) was as rash and impatient as Luke was. If I didn't know any better, I'd say that the people making episode 5 hadn't even seen episodes 1 or 2 and barely paid attention to episode 3!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Lol, is this a joke? I can't tell on the internet.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

As one of those infants, yeah. ESB is a technically superior film. RotS is in the top spot purely for nostalgia reasons.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago

Dude... Its obviously the first movie, 4.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

When they saved the whales

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Good effort, Crewman.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Exterminate! Exterminate!

[-] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

Empire stands high above the rest. The characters are fleshed out and the structure of the film is impeccable, the story just flows.

Kershner was the best director the series had.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

There is only one good Star Wars film, ESB.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

My answer is 3 because of the Anakin Obi-Wan fight. Is there anyone that likes 3 for a different reason?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Order 66 and how everything came together was cool

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Grievous, lots of Jedi doing Jedi things, the hot start with Anakin and Obi-wan going in alone to save the chancellor, did I say Grievous?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Don't forget Mace Windu's fight with Palpatine, the only person who could outright beat him 1 on 1 (other than maybe Vader if he had the guts to actually try). Though I don't know why he had to wind up for that killing blow; that seems like a big writing/directing error. It's a lightsaber, just dip it down inside his face briefly and then scold Anakin for leaving the council chambers.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

My personal order from best to worst Saga movies would be:

5, 4, 6, 3, 2, 1, 7, 8, 9

1 and 7 are kind of on equal footing for me (ranking is almost interchangeable), but overall I think TPM was just kind of a bad start to the Prequels (though they got better), whereas TFA was actually a somewhat strong start to the Sequels that got exponentially worse.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

5,4,6,R1 The rest are largely rubbish but the ending of 3 was solid.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

I didn't mind 7 at all.

It's just 8 and 9 that retroactively made it shit.

6 is where it started to turn into a toy advert.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Hmmm... It's a toss up between Rogue One and the Ewok Holiday Special.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

5, 4, 6, 8, 7, R1, Solo, 1, 3, 9, 2

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

No, you're uninvited from the may the 4th party, and the revenge of the 5th follow-up party.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

TLJ is flawed but great and would be higher if TROS weren’t such a cowardly backtracking shitshow of a movie.

ROTS is very nearly as hard to watch as AOTC, though it has some higher highs. I will personally never forgive it for forcing the most brain-twisting mental gymnastics ever to retcon ROTJ’s Luke-Leia “real mother” scene in the Ewok village.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

If you thought about ewoks you're old

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

5, 3, 6, R1, 4, 1, 2, Solo, 7, 8, 9

R1 and 4 is really hard to decide so both can swap positions, 1 is better than 2 because of maul, Solo could be a great movie if they didn't make the whole Han background happen in a few days, 8 and 9 sucks.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

1 is better than 2 for basically every single reason you can think of. At the end of the day, 1 is simply less boring than 2.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

shakes finger at post that's bait.

[-] MrScottyTay 4 points 4 months ago

Rogue One is the best in my opinion

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

The current order is:

5, 3, R1, 4, 6, Solo, 2, 1, 7, 9, 8

I think a general sense of hatred of the prequels prevents folks from giving Revenge of the Sith its due. Lucas writing and direction improved greatly from Eps 1 and 2, and 3 is really a fantastic movie.

For the sequels, however, 8 and 9 are on equal grounds of suckage. I still say that 8 ruined any hope that the sequels had and 9 was just a dumpster fire of trilogy ending.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

5, 6, 4, 3, 2, R1, 7, 1, Solo, 8, Holiday Special, 9

Empire is the best. It has solid writing, a clear vision, and is surprisingly tight in its execution. Just look at the duel between Luke and Vader, where every action they take communicates something about the character, it's not just mindless action filler. Hell, they even avoid the incompetent stormtroopers problem, as they only miss shots that are actually difficult.

RotJ has some silliness and the emperor's plan is idiotic, but it's still a satisfying end to the trilogy, even with the damn ewoks.

3 is improved over 1 and 2 but still has weak writing, spotty acting, pacing problems, and a lot of little issues that add up.

Rogue 1 is a mess. The droid is mildly amusing, Donnie Yen is full of wasted potential, and Grand moff Shrek is jarring, but everyone else is bland and forgettable. It's only saving grace is a cool fight at the end, but that doesn't excuse the boredom leading up to it. At least AotC was interesting in its incompetence.

7 is an empty husk. It wants to echo a new hope, but it doesn't know how to do that without just undoing the original trilogy. It's Star Wars designed by committee and sanitized by the marketing dept.

Bad mouthing TPM is beating a dead horse. Darth Maul is cool. Episode 1 pinball was fucking awesome. And everything else sucks.

The best thing I can say about Solo is that it was forgettable.

Last Jedi thought it was brave for giving us unsatisfying answers to the questions that TFA probably shouldn't have asked. Too bad it wasn't brave enough to do anything interesting or different with the actual plot, like having Kylo or Rey actually switch sides during the cliche "join me" scene. Wouldn't want a scene of him coming back to his mom looking for redemption and her needing to deal with the conflicting emotions that come from wanting her son back, but knowing that he killed his father. No, we couldn't do that, it would be too unexpected and different. And it wouldn't leave time for angry milking, the pointless casino quest, and unjustified paranoia driving a conflict that in no way serves the plot, and all the other time wasters that make up this piece of shit.

Yes, the Star Wars Holiday Special is better than RoS.

RoS barely qualifies as a movie. It's like someone took random pages from ten different scripts for possible sequels and shuffled them together. The Room, Troll 2, and Plan 9 From Outer Space are all smarter movies with better stories. The only things separating this shit from those movies are a huge budget and the Star Wars IP.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I'll watch 3 again on Friday just to prove you wrong

Edit: turns out I had just enough time between meetings this afternoon. Still pretty meh. It's no 2, but it still doesn't hold a candle to the original.

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Best to Worst

3, Solo, 5, R1, 6, 4, 1, 2, 7, 8, 9

RotS has a special place in my heart since I grew up with the prequels. Getting to watch Anakin's fall into becoming Darth Vader was incredible. It really felt like the whole series had been building up to that one moment.

Solo is my favorite of the Disney offerings since it recaptured the fun of Star Wars. It's stupid and schlocky and I love every minute of it. Really wish it hadn't bombed and I blame TLJ entirely. We could be in a golden age of standalone Star Wars movies like Solo and Rogue One if not for TLJ and ROS ruining everything.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I'm surprised to see Solo so high. It was definitely way better than 8 or 9 and I 100% agree with you that the movie was punished for the sins of 8. Han meeting Chewbacca and getting the Falcon was great. The Parsec Run was made well and I'm glad they included it.

For me, the movie just has too much fan service. Han getting his gun, his vest AND his name in the movie was too much for me. Maybe it sounds nitpicky, but it was so much fan service that I felt disrespected as a viewer. It is almost like they wanted to bribe me with nostalgia so I like the movie, and that backfired. The overall pacing of the movie was alright, but every 10 minutes they had to add a "oh remember this from Star Wars?" moment and that was too forced for me.

My List is 5, 3, 4, R1, 6, 1, Solo, 2, 7, 8, 9

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Is anybody else thinking 6 was the best? Or am I crazy?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

The Battle of Endor is definitely the best space battle in a Star Wars movie. People give ROTJ crap because of the Ewoks, but to me they’re a non-issue, especially by prequel/sequel standards.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I enjoy that 6 is non-stop fight scenes, its my favorite one to watch, followed by R1 then 3. 5 is objectivly the best movie, 8 & 9 are the worst...

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