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Throwing bombs from my go-cart at other people on go-carts does sound rather reckless!

Heresy. Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader.

War crimes.

Building without a permit

Building code violations (Minecraft)

Intergalactic genocide

Driving my rocket powered car into someone so they explode. What a save.

Blasting a bunch of bad guys in Rainbow 6: SMOL…

Punching trees

Breaking and entering, vandalism (not my fault, ghosts are dicks), and possibly framed for murder (again, ghosts are dicks).

definately animal abuse.
i put 25 cows into a 1m² pen.

Inappropriate construction of a factory.

(Satisfactory)

Highly unsafe shipbuilding practices (Spiritfarer)

Either terrorism or impersonating a counter terrorism officer

I don't know... Majonging?

I won't be arrested at all, as I have been spreading the glory of Managed Democracy across the galaxy.

Building factories on planets I am not supposed to be on

Not being owned by a corporation, working with a "terrorists".

Building a self sustainable underwater home, and not paying taxes on said home.

Hunting a rich person (Astarion's questline)

Forcefully mutating innocent larvae to bee larvae and silkworms and forcing them to work for me indefinitely while I ship off the fruits of their labour and cash in those sweet, sweet Terra Tokens.

Screw those critters, I terraformed this planet, gave them life and I'll most certainly make sure to exploit every single one of them. My only regret is not being able to lick all the neon coloured frogs, that should give a nice trip.

Okay, perhaps I should cut down on my Planet Crafter time..

Assault and battery, serial murder or at least manslaughter I guess, arson, theft, looting ancient burial sites, hunting endangered species, regicide, trespassing, making rude gestures at a a dog.

Murdering cultists and monsters while traveling through time, all while trying to save reality from the void. Hopefully the Hague will give me a pass on all the murder, even if it doesn't exist in my timeline.

Murdering zombies with plants.

One could say it's zombies vs. plants!

Constructing a wood and stone platform in a void world without a permit. Surely that's only worth a fine and a warning.

I may also have stabbed one or two uh, dozen, orcs in my dark room.

Walking without a torch in Rattay at night

Playing pinball and saving the planet from Martians. Pinball is and was against the law in some places.

Divinity 2, so probably for being God 2 or something

Unlawful harvesting of jellyfish? Dave the Diver.

Stealing a hacking device from a construction site and then using that hacking device to steal some money after trespassing onto private property.

I feel like having a 2x2m hole with so many sheep that hundreds of them died of suffocation titled "turtle killing machine" on a beach with thousands of turtles breaks a few laws

Unsure what the law has to say about murder when the targets are the denizens of Hell. Or if earth laws even apply in Hell.

Shooting people with ink until they explode violently

Necromancy

I feel like answering this might put me on a watchlist

Rolling a ball that, through exponential growth, eventually starts to swallow up the likes of skyscrapers, clouds, Godzilla, and the planets of the galaxy.

Covering up the sun (Dyson sphere program)

Assault, battery, torture, stalking, breaking & entering, trespassing, destruction of property, illegal search & seizure, tampering with evidence, aiding & abetting, reckless driving, speeding, operation of an unlicensed vehicle, unlawful interception, child endangerment, unlawful imprisonment, conspiracy, and, of course, vigilantism

But absolutely zero murder

Abuse of hypertube technology to make cannons