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[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago (1 children)

fake news, Ra is not the sun god, he's just a Goa'uld

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

Either way, the solar flares won't stop until morale improves.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (3 children)

False gods can eat plutonium.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

loads P90 with deicidal intent

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

sigh Naquadah!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

That’s impressive! I guess they need the calories.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Solar isn't the only thing that's flairing up. :(

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

Yes, they are saying I owe $30,000 in back taxes. I am still wondering why they want it in a shoebox and dropped off behind a CVS. The IRS works in mysterious ways I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] Assman 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ah, sorry man you got scammed. You actually have to send it by mail. I'll dm you the address.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Thanks man! Whew, that was close! <3

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I don't know if this well help, but Preparation Horus works pretty well when they try to scam me like that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Sounds like some god tier medication!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

i unplugged my land line, and now I don't get hemorrhoids any more.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Also applies to Randy Random in Rimworld

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Also, here's some manhunting chinchillas.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

A swear the real world started being written by Randy Random in 2012.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Apprently, if this meme is accurate, he's been running things since ancient Egypt. The calm times are just when he is in the bioscupter for his age reversal cycle. In true Randy fashion these are not at all on a regular schedule.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Oh the solar flares aren’t working? Here’s some crop blight and a plague to add to the mix! You thought you were space colonists but really you’re medieval peasants!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

The old Egyptian gods are actually the only gods I truly believe in. I have two altars in my house set up, one for Bastet, the other for Horus, and my eternal avatar is Anubis. My entire house is mostly ancient egyptian statuary and iconography.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Well that's why I'm here, the gods are very demanding - I'll need severral baconators and fries.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

And three orders of chili.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

The gods would not be displeased with this offering. But hold the onions.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Something tells me the "ritual sacrifices" in your house get eaten by the priesthood later.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Somehow that does keep happening. It necessitates many return trips to the drive thru.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I really dig Cernunnos, Danu and the Dagda, but I haven't been able to convince myself enough of their existence to adopt them as a religion. I want to, though. The Gauls had some cool gods.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I don't why the old Egyptian gods resonate with me so much. As a kid I used to have dreams of the nile in the evening and felt like I could feel the hot wind coming over the river and stirring up ribbons of sand. I've never been to Egypt but I have a life-long love of the art and architecture.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I follow a Celtic Pagan group on Facebook that often discuss this exact type of thing. The consensus view is that pagans don't typically seek out their god(s) so much as their gods call out to them. A lot of them claim they began their path after feeling deeply moved by/drawn to or called by the wilds, or after having vivid (often recurring) dreams about these sacred places or associated animals. That resonates with me because when I think of these secluded stone cairns or places of worship off the beaten path, something stirs very deeply within me that almost feels evident of a past life or some lost thing that I no longer have. Just this incredibly deep feeling of reverence. It sounds like you're dealing with the same thing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I believe that also, it was more like the gods called out to me from a young age. My dreams were more than just vivid, I could feel the sensations completely, and sometimes heard voices after waking up that, I later learned, were speaking an old language of Egypt. As a young kid I hadn't even read about such things, so I just assumed I was a little wacko.

And I was, but now I'm a big wacko and I know what I believe is something deeply rooted inside my consciousness. It's like I've been there and walked those paths before. Reverence, it definitely is that and a sense of awe that is both terror and respect at the same time. I'm glad I'm not the only one who experiences that!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

So let it be written; so let it be done.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ra- Ra- Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

There was a cat that really was gone.

Thanks for reminding me of that song, haven't heard it in years.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

But moral improves with food.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Radio hams united in disappointment!