this post was submitted on 20 Feb 2024
374 points (99.0% liked)

Mildly Interesting

16922 readers
12 users here now

This is for strictly mildly interesting material. If it's too interesting, it doesn't belong. If it's not interesting, it doesn't belong.

This is obviously an objective criteria, so the mods are always right. Or maybe mildly right? Ahh.. what do we know?

Just post some stuff and don't spam.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
all 42 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 134 points 6 months ago (2 children)

This is just poor transcription.

The full conversation was as follows:

Officer 1: "I like those big cats."

Officer 2: "Yeah? Tigers or leopards?"

Officer 1: "Which is spotted?"

[–] [email protected] 82 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I thought it was about gardening

Officer 1: There's a garden of nightshade

Officer 2: That could be tomatoes or potatoes

Officer 1: Which is potted?

[–] [email protected] 50 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Definitely a crossword.

Officer 1: Thirteen down. Ten letters. Another name for a cauldron. Starts with 'w', ends with 't'.

Officer 2: That's a witches' pot, Ted.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

Officer 1: You heard about that massive flying butt plug...

Officer 2: You don't believe that shi...

Officer 1: Which was spotted.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Hey Coach, did you get wordle today?

[–] Imgonnatrythis 18 points 6 months ago

Pretty sure it was: Officer 1: arrest that stoner, he pirated Oppenheimer!

Officer 2: I got two guys here chief, both look like the hacker type, using something in their phones called "Lemmee?"

Officer 1: Which is pothead?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

I like “witches spotted” much better

[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 months ago (1 children)

At this point if witches started attacking id barely even skim the article before going back to scrolling.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

"Good for them"

[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I live in IN, across the river from KY. This sounds completely on brand.

[–] Addition 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Do you ever take the time to gaze across the river and feel like you're looking at a zoo enclosure?

[–] [email protected] 48 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Looking across the river into Kentucky from Indiana, is like being a bonobo in one zoo enclosure looking at the enclosure next to yours' full of chimpanzees.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I spent time in Evansville, can confirm.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Ah, Henderson. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

[–] Noel_Skum 2 points 6 months ago

You should be the US’s official cultural and geographical explainer to the dozens of us foreigners that are on the internet these days. I’ve just learnt all I need to know about two places/states in one sentence. To follow the analogy perhaps you should rename the river between the two places “Congo”.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 43 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Turns out she was a duck, so they let her go.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of science?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Unfortunately not. Once I had tuned in they either weren't talking about it anymore or switched to an encrypted channel. In my mind I'd like to believe it's the second 'cause some crazy ass bullshit is going down with some witches in Kentucky.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

At this link you can try to listen back if you know the time it happened. I love that scanner app. It pulls from Broadcastify.com

Link: https://www.broadcastify.com/archives/feed/34633

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

13 minutes before the timestamp in the screenshot's metadata.

Also, autocorrect thought you should look at the tomato in the metadata instead.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Autocorrect was just trying to get you to ketchup.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

They burned her.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Perhaps he's affecting a Cockney accent and saying "Which 'es spott'ed"

The computer just didn't know what to do with the "innit"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I'm gonna assume you're not from the US given your lemmy instance. In the US most police radios transmit "in the clear", i.e., not encrypted. As such, anyone can buy a "police scanner", or a radio on the same band as police/first-responder frequencies.

In the internet age, there's websites (and apparently apps now too), that physically monitor these radio channels and stream them online. Hence, a "police scanner app". Hope that helps.

Having typed all that out, the only thing I ask is to let us know where you're from, please.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

So wait need for speed radio chatter could be something street racers actually had??? I had no idea, I always thought it was kind of silly

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Yes, although many departments are switching to encrypted radios. It's a minor political issue, because it fundamentally means less oversight, but also in the event of a major riot or coordinated civil unrest you also might not want to broadcast patrol routed unencrypted.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

One of the Mexican countries

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Sooooo, Mexico or New Mexico?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Some time ago some American politician used the phrase unironically. Most speculated they were referring to Latin American countries, but since the politician was a republican and correcting themselves is anathema, we'll never know.

Anyway, it's become a favorite of mine to repeat this, tongue in cheek.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

You assume correctly, UK. Seems kind of crazy, but the other reply chain explains it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What app is this, and do you recommend it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Scanner Radio Pro. Uses the feeds from broadcastify.com which used to be part of the RadioReference network.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

The more things change, right?