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Mildly Interesting

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This is for strictly mildly interesting material. If it's too interesting, it doesn't belong. If it's not interesting, it doesn't belong.

This is obviously an objective criteria, so the mods are always right. Or maybe mildly right? Ahh.. what do we know?

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I thought it was about gardening

Officer 1: There's a garden of nightshade

Officer 2: That could be tomatoes or potatoes

Officer 1: Which is potted?

[–] [email protected] 50 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Definitely a crossword.

Officer 1: Thirteen down. Ten letters. Another name for a cauldron. Starts with 'w', ends with 't'.

Officer 2: That's a witches' pot, Ted.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

Officer 1: You heard about that massive flying butt plug...

Officer 2: You don't believe that shi...

Officer 1: Which was spotted.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Hey Coach, did you get wordle today?

[–] Imgonnatrythis 18 points 11 months ago

Pretty sure it was: Officer 1: arrest that stoner, he pirated Oppenheimer!

Officer 2: I got two guys here chief, both look like the hacker type, using something in their phones called "Lemmee?"

Officer 1: Which is pothead?