this post was submitted on 16 Feb 2024
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Found the perp. Omw to the van now.
Wait up, I gotta tie my boots up.
Wait for me. I will be joining too.
So where'd you say you parked your van?
Thank you
What?
She was lured in by the cute baby goat in pajamas and kidnapped… like all members of this community would be.
Oh I thought we were talking kidnapping
Maybe the kid was napping, who knows
How many naps could a kid nap if a napping kid was kidnapped with a napkin?
I mean, they probably stole the goat to use.
(a baby goat is also called a kid)
Yes that's the joke
Monsters.
It could happen to anyone
That van would be packed with Lemmings. Like they would have to lube us up, stuff us in, and close the doors before we all spewed out like a fountain.
And then you turn the fan on?
Thanks, fixed. My keyboard obviously thought I wanted to stuff a bunch of Lemmings into a fan instead of a van. What a gory thought.
I mean it could work. Have one of those movie "fan in an air duct" murder fans and then put a cute animal behind them. Endless supply of the proverbial "lemmings hitting the fan".
Why are we lubing up now?
Why not?
Ohhhh. I thought maybe she looked like a goat in pajamas.
I thought the van was the one in pajamas.