Unfortunately my arsehole doesn't take kindly to being bothered unlubed.
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Pro tip, get some solid coconit oil, melt it into ice cube trays, and wait for it to solidify again. Then, all you have to do is pop a cube in and wait a few minutes for your body heat to melt it and you're good to go
Instructions unclear, put ice cold coconut oil up my keester
I think you accidentally followed the instructions correctly.
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Other than the last step this is great advice. My ex and I used coconut oil and it was great.
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My circumcised bros, can you really not fap without lotion?
I don't know why people keep saying you need it to do the deed, I've been at it for 20 years without lotion and it's fine
Adding lube or lotion to the equation just makes clean up worse
The smegma gang gets weird fucking ideas sometimes
Imagine being so incapable of washing your penis that you need a bunch of it removed.
This implies we were given a choice
Saying people with foreskins a "smegma gang" is a pretty good indicator that one doesn't wash properly and assumes that others don't either.
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I don't think they were talking about circumcised people, rather people who somehow think it's necessary
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You been at it for 20 years? I think you need some lube, mate
SFW GIF BTW
I'm jealous of you... I get nothing without lube. Need head stimulation and it's NOT good dry. But yeah, cleanup sucks
Different strokes for different folks
Not everyone is cut the same
Some get more, and some get less cut off.
Sounds like you were fortunate and got less cut off.
Circumcision is common in US, mentioning lotion with masterbating is common.
Like you said, no one would use lotion unless they had to.
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I used to be able to, but a lifetime of manual labor has laden my hands with callouses that make it HIGHLY unpleasant without some lube
I have never used it
I've never used lube.
Nah I can do it just fine without, I've only ever used lotion like a few times in my life just to try because it seems like a common thing when you see a reference to "Lotion and Kleenex". I felt like it brought nothing to the experience but an extra mess to clean up
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We can. At least most of us. Though I suspect there's significantly less play in the skin, so it may be more difficult for some.
Everyone in this entire thread is saying they're fine. There's just this weird, incel group that storms around the internet from time to time spreading bullshit about circumcision. It's exhausting. Get a life, you douchebags.
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I always wondered what happened to all those circumcised foreskins after they're removed. Turns out they formed a gang.
Cosmetics, apparently: https://www.bostonmagazine.com/health/2015/04/14/baby-foreskin-facial-boston-hydrafacial/
I never asked for this
I guess need is debatable, but lube makes it better anyway. Why wouldn't you want lube?
I cannot believe we didn't leave this MRA circumcision bullshit on reddit.
Ya'll care way too much about your fucking dicks
"Genital mutilation doesn't matter because men can't be victims" is what I read there. Get the fuck out of here with that sexist bullshit.
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And you are reading way too much into a shitpost meme
Why are you against informed consent for cosmetic surgery?
i do care about my dick
ironic of.you to hate on reddit, being so serious abt stuff like redditors are
Fellas, is it sexist to be against mutilating infants?
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