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[–] [email protected] 130 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Unfortunately my arsehole doesn't take kindly to being bothered unlubed.

[–] thecrotch 49 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Then you shouldn't have had it circumcised

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

And leave my pink sock flapping around in the wind? No thanks!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Pro tip, get some solid coconit oil, melt it into ice cube trays, and wait for it to solidify again. Then, all you have to do is pop a cube in and wait a few minutes for your body heat to melt it and you're good to go

[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Instructions unclear, put ice cold coconut oil up my keester

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think you accidentally followed the instructions correctly.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think the intent is to leave the ice cube tray at room temp

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I mean, you do you. If you're into that sort of thing a cold water enema would probably do the same thing better though

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Well now I'm just not sure that's true, and it certainly depends on what you're going for. It stands to reason that cold water in an enema has a lot more surface area and will thus dissipate heat much more quickly than a very cold cube of coconut oil, especially if it's cold in the center.

Plus an enema won't provide lubrication, if that's what is desired.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I just meant from a "I like the sensation of putting cold stuff inside me" standpoint

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

It freezes at room temp so you can wait for it to freeze out on the counter, or if you're in a hurry use the fridge for extra speed but not freezing temps. Don't need to keep it in the fridge tho

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Other than the last step this is great advice. My ex and I used coconut oil and it was great.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

So you made coconut-oil ice cubes for sexlube and then never used them? Did I stumble into /r/deadbedrooms?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I just assumed they popped one in their mouth and applied it orally as needed instead.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

That is close to the correct answer. I used my tongue, then my hands with the oil.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Nah, you put it in your butt lol

No need for lube shooters, easy way to get a bunch of lube in there easy. Overkill for regular anal but if you're using large/deep toys it's very nice

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I meant the person who said they did everything except put it in their butt.

Though now the thought just occurred to me that you can do this with those novelty ice cube trays as well. Bullet shaped ones for easy insertion, skull shaped ones for Halloween, whatever floats your boat.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Wait, if you don't put the cubes in your butt then how are you using them lol

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

I've had ice cream headaches before, but not what you described here

[–] azertyfun 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Mhmmm, accidental coconut oil coca-cola for the whole family. Don't ask what is up with the ice cube tray.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

If you like your lube fizzy I'm not gonna judge

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ok but w/e you do do NOT use ANY oil with silicone toys. Your (plastic) dick will literally melt.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Coconut oil is fine with platinum cure silicone toys. Silicone based lubes will fuck em up though

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Just go slow and use pre