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[–] [email protected] 65 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Waved through meaning, A guy who could tell he was old enough to buy a six pack thought "Whatever, I don't have time for that shit today."

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Sky Harbor is the Phoenix airport. He's claiming he got through security with it.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I mean airport security is not as secure as it claims. I could see some tired TSA worker waving him through without paying much attention to the ID, especially in a busy airport like Phoenix.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

TSA has always been security theater.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Every airport I've been through they scan your id, not just look at it

[–] where_am_i 6 points 9 months ago

In the EU you used to have within-the-EU flights where you wouldn't be asked for an ID once. Scan your ticket and there you go. Maybe you bought this PDF off a weird looking guy in front of the airport, who cares. They now check it more often than not, but it still happens you fly without a single ID check.

So, I'd assume for a national US flight it probably makes sense nobody needed to actually track his ID for immigration purposes, and so a short look without a digital scan is enough. And a tired TSA employee just didn't care at all on that day.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I imagine them thinking that if they didn't the next two hours will be spent dealing with a crazy person throwing a tantrum and that it's not worth it

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

It's believable. I lost my ID like 2 days before a flight, and my Sam's membership card was sufficient to get let through.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Maybe twenty years ago. You need RealID now and something tells me that thing doesn't scan.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You don't need Real ID, it was delayed to May 2025

[–] ruckblack 7 points 9 months ago

And it'll be delayed again lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

As far as I'm aware, there are also forms to fill out if you don't have an ID. Answer a few questions and go through extra screenings.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Cashiers at gas stations must cone across the most strange individuals.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Imagine how absolutely fucked these people would be if they managed to get on an international flight with one of these, got turned away by the destination country, then didn't have the credentials to get back into the US.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They would finally have their wishes granted

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago

Finally! I have achieved statelessness!

[–] [email protected] 47 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Makes seance

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Sky Habor is a site two sea.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)
[–] verity_kindle 21 points 9 months ago (2 children)

...because it looks somewhat like a legitimate US passport page. That says more about the exhaustion and overwork of an airport contract employee than it does about anything else.

[–] HedonismB0t 11 points 9 months ago

That "ID" has absolutely no plausible resemblance to a US passport.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

No it doesn't look anything like an American passport page

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

If he rejects the government, why is his nationality United States of America? Surely it doesn’t exist?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He looks like the type you see at Circle K in Buckeye at 7 am buying a lottery ticket and holding everyone up from their shitty coffees.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

He's buying scratch-offs and scratching them there at the counter with a line behind him.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Odd… On that card is labelled a photo of Seal, but it looks nothing like him.

He’s not a weird fingerprint dude, he’s black with facial scars. Usually singing a something about roses or something.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No way does this sovcit pull Heidi Klum.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Neither would red fingerprint face.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Dude why do these guys even bother with IDs at all?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)