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[–] [email protected] 75 points 9 months ago

You make memes on the internet sir, people in glass houses..

[–] [email protected] 72 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (8 children)

Nah, just a incel upset that they got rejected again

[–] Jax 10 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Guy: doesn't like superstitious bullshit

You: heh, incel

Crazy, like literal super sleuth detective work here.

[–] alignedchaos 18 points 9 months ago (16 children)

Their guess sounds really plausible though

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

This boiler plate women dumb men smart mysgonsy meme is typical incel BS.

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This meme is bad and you should feel bad.

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[–] DumbAceDragon 60 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I know off topic. Why does everyone assume the big bad wants a throne room? Like if I was given unlimited resources I don't think I would sit in a chair all day in a boring ass room. That's like what some reptile in human form would do.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Gatekeeping spiritually is ugly.

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[–] Imgonnatrythis 47 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why is he saying no? I think that is what spiritual means .

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

No, there is no spiritual without spirits. Or alcohol.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

alcohol is a holy substance designed to allow man to communicate with God's holy machines (cars) more efficiently and deeply

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Dude just described spirituality 🤷

[–] [email protected] 44 points 9 months ago (2 children)

such a negative way to put it. I smoke weed. Into geology. Who doesn't like fossils right?

And who doesn't have some kind of internal monologue, even if it's just the 'haha you fucked that up nicely' sarcasm when you bang your feet on some furniture? slandering all those decent, fine things with spirituality seems rude, and uncalled for.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That was my reaction as well.

"I do have voices in my head. They're called thoughts, and I highly recommend the experience."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (3 children)

“I do have voices in my head. They’re called thoughts, and I highly recommend the experience.”

Well put!

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Some people evidently do not hear a voice in their head. It generally blows the minds of people who do, but minds are so varied its possible we're misunderstanding each other when discussing voices in head. Similar to the question if two people see red, but only know it's red because someone taught them, can we be absolutely sure we both experience the exact same "red"?

If your mental white balance is off, everything would vary in the same amount, but if you could b9th project the image you see somehow into another mind it would look different.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

Holy shit...am I spiritual too?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

Yeah, she's spiritual. Good thing none of that is up to you.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

"They are minerals, Marie!"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Jesus Christ Marie they're minerals

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm not spiritual and i still hear voices

[–] 0x4E4F 6 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Don't smoke weed then, trust me on this.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Confirming that pot gives me strong auditory hallucinations (but only in the presence of enough white noise)

I still smoke though

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I don't care I will date her

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Reminder to look out for the Lunar Festival when it comes around in the warmer months. It's fun, lots of vendors and cool stuff to check out. Lots of weed smoking rock collectors with voices in their heads, as one might expect ❤️

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Always has been.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I collect gold. Gold is a rock.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Op is not immune to propaganda

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Yup, but on the flip side if she smoked rocks and collected weed now we're onto something.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

It's whatever do what you want, just don't take it seriously.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (3 children)

This meme has been reported as misogyny. Upon investigation the complaint has been dismissed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

soy redditfugees seethe

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

“I’m spiritual”

Doesn’t even believe in spirits, just chi, magic rocks, and Wiccan magic

On another note, if I believe in The Holy Spirit, does that make me spiritual or religious?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

if I believe in The Holy Spirit, does that make me spiritual or religious?

Both, they're not mutually exclusive

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Unless you believe that the Holy Spirit has granted you magical powers (miracles) in exchange for following specific demands (Commandments), in which case you're a warlock.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Scratch a priest, find a wizard.

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[–] Tar_alcaran 5 points 9 months ago (5 children)

What ever is "spiritual" though? Not in a gotcha way, in legit wondering about it, because everyone i ask just says what boils do "some stuff I do sometimes", which doesn't sound like the right answer.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Every answer I've gotten boils down to being afraid of there being nothing else. People find whatever poppycock to justify the "I'm sure there's something more".

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