Company: You need to have everything ready before the start of your shift.

Me: Do I get paid for coming in early?

Company: No

Me: Okay, if I'm starting before my shift time then I am going home early to make up for the lost time.

Company: If you leave 1 minute early we have to deduct an hour from your wages

Me: leaves

Company: nobody wants to work anymore.

Companies have normalised wage theft but call it what it is. It's theft.

This is not even a shit post. You can put this in YSK (You Should Know) community and it will still be appropriate.

Unless you define fun as eating the rich we need to come to an agreement on terms

By largest you mean "most common"?

Wage theft is the most common form of theft.

Which is kind of crazy and really messed up.

We should do something about it!

I appreciate the sentiment's but dislike it's inappropriate placement of apostrohe's

I like my saying of if you give a cop $100 it's a bribe, if you give all the cops $100 you're a donor

Just left my job and this one one of the many reasons.

Executives are parasites.

Laughs in Rüstzeit

what if you're just stealing burgers?

This isn't a shitpost, post this elsewhere.

I'm pretty sure some or all of the Toys R Us employee pension was plundered in the reorg after private equity bought the company out in2018. I remember reading about it thinking it sort of made sense technically but it was pretty egregious on a human level. This post is too true. Similar to the old Stalin gem about how killing one is a tragedy but a million is a statistic. If you're gonna do something bad do it BIG.