I want my eggs washed because I deal with enough shit, literal and metaphorical, in my every day life, that I dont want to start my day off with it during breakfast.
this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2024
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I thought this was what unpasteurized meant
Seems a bit dated - when was the last time you touched base with your Yank pals? Even in the cities now chicken cooping is extremely popular. Very common to have your own hens or have a work friend or neighbor hook you up with eggs from theirs these days. I think most people are now familiar with eggs that look like these.
They probably think they grow out of the ground rather than come from an animal.
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You can wash eggs at home (only) if you immediately use them afterwards.
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Heads up, OP: these eggs have been industrially washed, sterilized, then someone took a feather and glued it on them. Look it up.
You ever wondered why you'd find at most one of them per box?
Basically, you're as big of an idiot as your portrait of an American grocery shopper, but you're also a naive hypocrite.
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