Make life take the lemons back! Get mad!
this post was submitted on 25 Jan 2024
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All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!
Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!
DON’T DEAD
OPEN INSIDE
NO SAFETY
SMOKING FIRST
When light life them on gives fire you lemons
You silly lemons
FIRE YOU LEMONS
But only when light life them on gives.
When god gives you lemons, you find a new god!
"Jobu, you no help me now... I say 'fuck you Jobu,' I do it myself."
"A lemon isn't naturally ocurring and is a hybrid by cross-breeding a bitter orange and a citron! Which means: Life never gave us lemons, WE INVENTED THEM ALL BY OURSELVES!"
I could swear Ive heard this on a standup show or a tweet or somewhere, just can't remember where