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    AMA (sh.itjust.works)
    submitted 10 months ago by 0x4E4F to c/[email protected]
     
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    [–] [email protected] 77 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Op isn't answering shit

    Just like Linux

    [–] 0x4E4F 71 points 10 months ago (9 children)

    sh.itjust.works was having issues.

    [–] [email protected] 56 points 10 months ago (3 children)
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    [–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

    Return code 0 is good.

    [–] [email protected] 59 points 10 months ago (4 children)
    [–] 0x4E4F 156 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Of course... what sane person doesn't wear both boots 🤨.

    [–] thecrotch 27 points 10 months ago (4 children)
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    [–] [email protected] 57 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    The community told me that using Arch would turn me into a cute femboy. It's been a decade and I'm still as large and hairy as I was back then.

    My question is who should I sue for this false advertisement?

    [–] 0x4E4F 26 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

    Linus. He is responsible for making Linux, in general, so Arch had to use that kernel. If Linux never existed, you might've naturally become a femboy.

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    [–] [email protected] 55 points 10 months ago (7 children)

    Why is it that ever since upgrading Fedora I need to restart the pipewire daemon every time I plug/unplug headphones or else media freezes?

    [–] 0x4E4F 104 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

    Because the sound goes through pipes and you need to let them rest, otherwise they might burst from the sound pressure.

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    [–] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

    Was linux created by linus tech tips?

    [–] 0x4E4F 56 points 10 months ago (4 children)
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    [–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    No it was created by his good twin Linux tech tips

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    [–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

    What does the GNU stands for in Linux?

    [–] 0x4E4F 101 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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    [–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago (3 children)
    [–] 0x4E4F 69 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    It does creepy pedo things on your files.

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    [–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

    it sends your files directly to the communist party of china

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    [–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

    Why do Linux users hate Nvidia?

    [–] 0x4E4F 81 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Because Nvidia hates Linux users. They're just returning the favor.

    [–] [email protected] 51 points 10 months ago

    That is surprisingly accurate

    [–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

    That's literally just correct. Are you sure you don't know your Linux lore?

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    [–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (10 children)
    [–] 0x4E4F 28 points 10 months ago

    That is what happens when none of your alphabet keys on your keyboard are working, but you still wanna communicate online.

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    [–] southsamurai 30 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Can Linux be used as a sex toy?

    [–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (7 children)
    [–] 0x4E4F 31 points 10 months ago (9 children)
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    [–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    What is a bootloader and why would anyone want to load boots?

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    [–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

    Can you explain network sockets to me?

    [–] 0x4E4F 52 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    They're just regular sockets that do most of the work... the net thing is just added to complicate things.

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    [–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    What are programmer socks?

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    [–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

    Which one is it?

    “Ask me anything about it and I’ll try to answer”

    OR

    “Ask me anything about IT and I’ll try to answer”

    [–] 0x4E4F 43 points 10 months ago (13 children)

    Take your pick, I'm feeling generous today.

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    [–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (6 children)

    So someone suggested to me that Linux is amazing for gaming.

    I decided to split boot and installed Mint and attempted to play Forza Horizon 5. It literally runs like a potato. Also my Logitech steering wheel doesn't work and has major input lag.

    Since you know so little about Linux, my question is what are you having for dinner?

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    [–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    how is the x org x server related to x formerly known as twitter?

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    [–] thecrotch 25 points 10 months ago (6 children)

    How do I change the language to EN-US on redstar os?

    [–] 0x4E4F 39 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    You don't. It's designed to be unchagable. Only the supreme leader can change that.

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