Idk man... Guns are kinda phallic... Wouldn't it be gay to make one shoot??
this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2024
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You think it would be gay to make the long, hard, round, rod discharge all over the place?
Possibly
Depends if it’s your gun or someone else’s.
True wisdom.
Not if you have socks on
Oh damn, I forgot to wear socks today... ;)
:3
Have we tried pushing this message and seeing if it helps the mass shootings?
Say there Sherif, thats some BIG IRON down there on your hip.
Whichever way you frame it, it has the same result.
Both guns you grip firmly and stuff comes shooting out the end.
Sometimes I just sit there and give it my hands for my own pleasure. Did you ever consider that? It's a dynamic you wouldn't understand.
Guise, I figured it out. Semi-automatic guns work a lot like vibrators which is why they can fire from the hip and that rubs their dick/clits while firing off a round. Think about it. This gun craze is actually a fixation on jerking off.
That is a gorgeous shotgun. All I got...
I want it in my mouth uwu
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I been thinking about gettin a gun for my boat. I think I found it :D
You know what they say are the two happiest days of a boat-owners life, right? The day they buy a gun and a boat, and the day they have to shoot their boat.
That joke in R&M is so good.
beth cocks shotgun and jerry goes
I wish that shotgun was my penis
And so beth goes "then I want to be ernest hemingway", so good
This is a feature not a bug
With how horny some folks are for their gun, I'm not sure, everyone feels the same about the handjobs...
Jerkin them off is part of the fun. I can fire my revolver with my dinklefritz