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[–] [email protected] 51 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Too bad that traitor rag ruins a beautiful red dress

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

also ruins a young girl full of potential

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Potential is what she calls her brother.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago

If her family could read, they’d be offended.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

tamagotchis lasted longer than the confederacy

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

This my new favorite comparison

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago

When you scream about any minor inconvenience is taking away your freedoms, while simultaneously support a failed nation whose entire existed resolved around taking the freedoms away from an entire race of people

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This girl was born innocent... And thanks to the shitty roll of dice her patents were moron rednecks that filled her brain with garbage.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Her parents were also born innocent...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

True. It's a vicious cycle of hate, that's hard to break if you live in a backwards part of the country surrounded by morons.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

This dress is also available in a color we call "Appomattox Court House".

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the jaw.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

"I'll wear the flag of the losing side, that'll make me seem [????]."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

When your football coach just retired

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

What are the chances the marriage lasts longer than the Confederacy?

[–] andrew_bidlaw 10 points 9 months ago

Seems like conefederates has no ass after the beating they had.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago
[–] IamRoot 6 points 9 months ago

Bo and Luke been hitting that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

is habsburg

[–] Secret300 -5 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Alright but like, the dress actually does look nice

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

So did the slaver's daughters' dresses.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

No it doesn't. It looks like someone that needs so much damn attention they can't just get married, they need to own the libs while getting married. It's sad and looks horrible because of the pattern. Nothing makes it look good.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

No, it doesn't. It's a crinkled, rumpled, shapeless mess. It looks like it was home made, by someone with no business making a dress.

It looks terrible.