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[–] [email protected] 92 points 7 months ago (7 children)

Girls only want one thing. It starts with P and ends with an S.

[–] [email protected] 142 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

🎶 My pancreas attracts every other

Pancreas in the universe

With a force proportional

To the product of their masses

And inversely proportional

To the distance between them 🎶

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Wanna eat it? :3

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

Ooh, we doin’ pancakes today??

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Come on guys...its obviously potatoes. Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

You really need a comma in there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Presidential elections? Promo codes? Packing peanuts?

[–] [email protected] 58 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Everyone deserves a Samwise Gamgee in their life

[–] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

As a straight male, I have also come to appreciate Sam as the best damn character in the entire LOTR series.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago

Frodo was the best of them, but he was carrying a great burden, so we saw him during an internal fight for his very soul, not as his usual self. Frodo was chosen to carry the ring because his pure and generous heart was the least influenced by its power, and it still almost consumed him.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

You forgot to say that you're big and bearded.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago (3 children)

48: Live long enough to see yourself become Sauron

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Why you gotta call me out like that?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Over 60: Gandalf is the ultimate goal. Even after death, you can get the white version.

[–] Aurenkin 5 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

I'm going to hike into hell and these cast iron pans are coming with me

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

Tbh with the healthy depiction of masculinity for the MCs, I would date most of them.

But if I had to choose a partner for a longer period of time out of the male characters, it would definitely be Sam

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

We could all use a Samwise in our lives

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago

If we can't find one, then you must become one for those around us.

"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

whatever happened to Faramir?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

yet the same quality without all the fuss (the book version)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Also loyal AF

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Get yourself a guy who looks like Aragorn but cooks like Samwise. 😍

They've both got heart.

[–] BananaPeal 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Pippin is clearly the best character.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Ye, Sam is good.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hi. It's me. I'm the potato. Please end it quickly.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Shh! You'll get boiled for that!