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[–] [email protected] 86 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Even Muad'Dib started out small.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Usul has called a small one! Again, it is not the legend

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Usul has called a small one.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 7 months ago

Worms prepare for the crucifixion of the holy worm son circa 0 b.w.c.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 7 months ago

Your feeble attempts to start a fire have attracted the ire and distain of the local worms.

Roll initiative!

[–] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Worms being converted to Christianity

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

"They just left him out in the sun to die? He does get us."

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 7 months ago

We learned the secrets of firemaking from helpful friendly earthworms.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Rub the stick back and forth against the other to generate free wifi for the worms. They can't repay you in away way but they will be very thankful

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

They can show their thanks by crawling into your bed at night when you are at your most vulnerable deepest stage of sleep.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Your girlfriend (whom you still love even though she got turned into a worm) introducing you to her new family.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago

My two sticks bring all the worms to the yard, damn right its better than slugs, damn right its better than bugs

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago

Worms are centrists and loooove debating in the marketplace of ideas. You can lure them out with a makeshift political compass.

For some reason most of them turn out to be fascists though.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Stroke without rhythm, and you won't attract the worms.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Clearly how you summon Shai Hulud.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hand-training baby Shai-Hulud to come when called

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

Tremors prequel

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

tagged this post NSFW

Not Safe for Worms?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Norfolk Southern Fans, Wanking

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

This is how we mine for the spice.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

For he IS the Kwisatz Haderach!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

Rub without rhythm, and you won't attract the worms.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

How-To: Teach Worms About Christianity for fun and Profit!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

Running sticks together creates subterranean earth WiFi, which earthworms love.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

Worms rush to the surface in anticipation of a tiny Jesus corpse.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

Thats the 5g signals summoning the microchip worms

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Worm Jesus is about to be crucified.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Worms emerge to worship Jesus

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

Walk without a rhytm, and you won't attract the worm!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Crosses when mounted* in the ground allows christ to communicate with worms and summon christmas.

*the horizontal cross must be aligned perfectly parallel with the surface of the earth.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

You think rubbing sticks starts a fire, but in reality it's the worms that start the fire with their Annelid Magick.

[–] Angry_Maple 11 points 7 months ago

Figure 8(a):

The worms are summoned to protect their creator from being exorcised. In this depiction, you can see the exorcism waves being emitted from the cross.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Recruiting for the next Tremors film has begun.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

worms are attracted to jesus being crucified

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Wooden cross in uterus attract sperm (but only if you have green pubes).

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Thumper prototype obviously

[–] planish 9 points 7 months ago

If you try to light the Earth on fire, the worms that live in it will come stop you.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

How to entertain people on social media.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

How prangent is formed.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

In three days, Earthworm Jim was resurrected, more powerful than ever.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Summoning bait for the Tremor worms.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

jesus uses a christian forcefield to stop snakes

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

How to introduce religion to a new civilazation

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

It's showing how to start a ground fire.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What the heck is even the right explanation for this?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Not sure if it's a genuine question but I'll try to answer, I think when worms detect vibration they associate it as rain, that is why they go up ground to prevent drowning.

Edit: I got curious and it turns out my assumption was false, looks like it might be because it's easier to migrate, then there is also to avoid predator.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-earthworms-surface-after-rain/

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They feel the vibrations and think it's your mom

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (7 children)

Sea Gulls do this but with their feet and not sticks. The worms think it's raining from the sound and come up to the surface to get eaten.

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