this post was submitted on 06 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 39 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Rub the stick back and forth against the other to generate free wifi for the worms. They can't repay you in away way but they will be very thankful

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

They can show their thanks by crawling into your bed at night when you are at your most vulnerable deepest stage of sleep.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I love how they feel