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You guys, the Feds are on the front porch...

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[–] barack_obama 43 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

My Fellow Americans

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you're cold, he's cold.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

Presidents arent just for christmas, they are a huge commitment. Every year after the holidays, animal shelters fill up with unwanted presidents, and those that cannot be re-homed are euthanised.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I know that is what makes it so much better.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

“Thank god you’re here, Mr. President. Your new name is Billy O’Brien and you’re about to take over as the leading candidate for the Democratic nomination.”

I am standing by and watching my doorbell cam. I’ll let you know when he shows.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Don't sleep on Billy O.

drag

Don't ever sleep on Billy O.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Ah, its time for the nightly "State of the Porch" presidential address

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Welcome, to the Twilight Zone...

[–] CareHare 9 points 11 months ago

I don't know if I would be over the top with excitement to meet President Barry or if I would be scared shitless because of the implication of his visit. He doesn't look happy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Thanks Obama

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

POV: when your home’s looking extra vulnerable to MQ-9 reaper drone

[–] Cantankerousnuts 5 points 11 months ago

is this... OBAMNA GATE?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Get off my porch, come back with a birth warrant.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

When did Obama get in I'm on observation duty?

[–] Tremble 2 points 11 months ago

First, they come for your stout, and then they come for for newports…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is the shit Trump dreamt about that lead to him running.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

nah. he's not wearing a tan suit in this image so not nearly scary enough